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carson
@carsonstrash
basically me shitting on my phone and hitting post
nyc 21
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Joined August 2019
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carson
@carsonstrash
Sep 14
a selfie too tea..
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carson
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3h
it's For you man it's lit you get to watch and listen to people die
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carson
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3h
i've started hiding my toilet paper from my suitemates
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carson
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5h
that's great honey
rtw.xcii
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9h
took one for the team and fucked our airbnb host (he was hot af) and he’s already texting me i’m welcome back whenever 😂🫣😈
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carson
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6h
sunset at 4:51pm today
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carson
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9h
guys we're still not even halfway through trumps second term
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carson
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9h
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carson
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16h
growing up i thought foot fetishes were going to be a lot more of an issue than they are
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carson
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17h
ok guys 2026 starts now
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carson
@carsonstrash
Nov 1
if i set my alarm for 1am tomorrow would it go off at the first 1am or the second 1am
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carson
@carsonstrash
Nov 1
im insane in my own unique way that medicine hasn't recognized yet
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 31
i will always watch those redbull extreme sports videos all the way through
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 31
sure whatever
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 31
sis ODing and we haven't even left the pregame omg
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 31
in this gay ass bunny costume alone in fulton center and working on being okay with that
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 30
everyone pretending to be offended by these gay guy halloween costumes
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 30
drop me baby just drop me 😭😭
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Oct 30
i should take a gap year after every semester
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 30
finite math professor made a huge assignment due oct 31 at 11:59pm IM NOT DOING THAT SHIT
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 30
4:25am just got home
carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 29
hey guys i just want to let everyone know im staying in tonight. its not because i can only afford two outfits
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carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 29
well
carson
@carsonstrash
Oct 29
hey guys i just want to let everyone know im staying in tonight. its not because i can only afford two outfits
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