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justin long kicking @CMPunk’s ass in “night patrol” is about as accurate as al pacino throwing henry rollins through a window in “heat” which both WOULD NOT happen in real life 😂

why am i watching 1998 stone cold vs the undertaker in a buried alive match at one o’clock in the morning? im gonna go to bed.

i had some dorky ad saying “how much water do indiana data centers actually use?” and i almost threw my beer at the tv and drove down to the store for a pack of cigs.

a girl i was VERY CASUALLY talking to just blocked me because i didnt text her when i got home from work last night and told me that i look like big bird. as weird as that sounds, i think i dodged a bullet in the long run.

i went outside just now and something about the air smelt like piss and mustard.

who is your favorite basketball player that looks like ET? and theres only one acceptable answer.

this whole “gettin older” thing sucks ass. i sat wrong a few and ALMOST threw my back out. i think i have an old @DDPYoga dvd somewhere from 15 years ago. i should probably start that again.

i keep doing this thing where i beat my chest super hard when i play and accidentally bruise it and then forget to eat afterwards and then spend the next two days feeling like complete dogshit. i should stop the forgetting to eat thing.

goddamn. ive farted at least 60 times today and every single one of them smell horrendous and offensive. i forgot to eat yesterday and only had three old styles. i think my body just might be attempting to do a natural cleansing or something. idk. a shower is a must in the AM.

who wants to get physically assaulted?

i just want to put this out into the world… @HoodFoot418 vs @ShotziTCB can SOMEONE make this happen? preferably some place 3 or less hours drivable from indianapolis so i can attend.

i got to watch one of my best friends @brettAsibley open up for @torcheband and @kylesamusic (who came out to a SOIA song) and it all made me so happy. also, brett’s set was great :) i love seeing my friends and cool people doing good shit.

i watched the new scream movie today. i liked it but i can totally see why a bunch of people shit on it. i liked the premise of it but it lacked the charm of the old ones.

im gonna have to take a trip to walgreens today because its the only one stop shop around for cigarettes and the deodorant that i like.