i. will ignore the humams. until. they go into. the. bathroom. then. i will decide. that i need. pets. immediately.

it’s what he deserves

my classmates watching me show up to class once a week

me and my friend on our way down to hell

Love my new Bath Bomb..

'Me, my boyfriend and our dog got scared by a frog, but the dog couldn't leave his toy behind' 😂😂

When you wake up and you're still drunk

Just walking my duck

the humam. asks me. how i am. and i wish. i could tell her. i am great. whenever. they. are around.

i. should always get. my. way. because. i am. adorable.

sometimes. when the humams. go on. vacation. i try. to sneak. into. their bags. so i can go. with them. they always. catch me. though.

i heard. the humam. coming. inside. so. i stood. right. by the door. so i. could run out. right. when she opened it.

today. a new enemy. emerged. a tiny. red dot. that is. uncatchable.

If I was a lion, Id be this lion