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@catknives2

they/them they/them they/them. previously @catkn1ves. smau and fic writer. mdni

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Joined August 2026
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݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁ my smaus ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁
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suspicious that every ao3 outage coincides with an FAA national grounding … what aren’t they telling us
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the manips in my next smau are silly and not as good as others i’ve made but we’re all pinky promising rn that we’re gonna pretend they look great, okay??? good luck and DON’T fuck it up 🫶
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and yes the last bit IS a clue about what the smau is, i’m not just being weird i promise
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anyone know where i write in for my government issued miku binder
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BREAKING: republicans have until tomorrow to put pronouns in their bio, memorize all of hamilton, and undergo 2-3 post term abortions or they will be subject to gender reassignment surgery at their nearest local community theatre
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i’m so relieved rn. the blue wave is here. heated rivalry will now be mandatory viewing for all adults over 21
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gay test
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one time my sister told me “i think people who like new baby smell actually just like the smell of breast milk” and i’ve been haunted ever since
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fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers
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mj@asexualkermitNov 1
I’m deeply tired of so-called “fandom experts” claiming heated rivalry (a show that only came out last year) is the reason fandom culture is “ruined” instead of admitting that the fandom toxicity we’re seeing has been happening for years, even decades, now
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seeing old ao3 new fic promo posts circulating
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it’s baffling to me bc every time i open a fic drive link and see one of mine there, my only thought is “wait you liked my fic enough to download it 🥺” like i assumed we all were taking that as a compliment!!!! you loved it enough to want to keep it!!!! wowee!!!!!!!
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guys i look so cute in my halloween costume but unfortunately i cannot face reveal off priv so you just have to take my word for it okay
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if we’re oomf and you want in on my priv lmk okay bye love you!!!!!
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happy halloween 🎃 here is a halloween oneshot i wrote in december last year about ilya and shane’s first halloween as a married couple. it’s on the wayback machine, so i guess leave any comments as a reply here or save them for when ao3 is back up!!! web.archive.org/web/20260129…
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“hey man yeah i’m good… no no it’s fine… i just didn’t get my daily kudos email from ao3 this morning… yeah it feels like my husband stopped replying to my letters while he was away at war… yeah life has lost color… food tastes different… but it’s all good i’m fine”
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didn’t y’all ban smut just so you could keep your ads? i’m hungry but you have no food
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@wattpadOct 30
ao3 user or not, enjoy ad free reading on Wattpad from now until 11:59PM ET on Sunday
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quick psa from the last big ao3 shutdown: if you plan on sharing a google doc or google folder of your fics, be aware that viewers can see your name and email. don’t doxx yourself, friends 🫶
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me for the next two weeks
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AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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