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HAUNTED HOUSE THREAD: I live in a haunted house! it burned down 3 times during its existence. all fires mysteriously started in the basement (my old room) the most recent fire started under my bed. the only thing left from the fire was this light switch…it came with the house…

Drunk lady Gaga🫰🏼🪩

Bro I looked sooooo hot for Halloween weekend! I can’t even pick my favorite costume

My red flag is that I put the empty cart back in the tube and leave it like some time capsule to be found later

How it feels to tweet when everyone’s done with your shit

The butter squishy at my job looks like it fought in Vietnam 💀🫡

Still there??? Pardon me? This is the turnpike?!?🐮?

Just started listening to this guy called MF Doom and ngl this shit slaps!! Anyone know when he is going on tour?

Creepy fact: You never know what people are. A nail tech in my area was arrested today for selling drugs. I've been going to her for about 10 years and I never knew she did nails!!

after my house burned down I lived in a hotel for a month and got this every morning!!…..kinda wish my house would burn down again….

I’m dressing as a lady bug tonight I’m so hype I look so hot :3 🐞

IM CRYING

Taking a shit at Spirit Halloween, call that a spooky dookie

they should do a study on why every beginner drinker starts with Pink Whitney