Nqqa fuck you
My aunt got pregnant at the age of 16, but just like in many African homes, her story turned out differently.
In my father's family, she's the only aunt who never got married.
So, one day, I asked her, "Why didn't you get married, with all this your beauty?"
She explained that when she got pregnant at 16, her then boyfriend ran away.
However, she wasn't bothered because she didn't love him either.
She hid the pregnancy until she was four months pregnant, when it became difficult to hide.
Her mother, who's my grandmother, asked her two important questions: .....
Same nigga that gave his nephew wl mint that year, abeg stfu if u don’t have anything better to say abeg
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You literally torpedoed someone’s winnings and you’re still running mouth like a fool
Talking about monetizing your knowledge and you ended up doing absolutely rubbish
You didn’t even have the knowledge to begin with.
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While all these might be true, the problem is that you’re a serial onchain rapist and nobody want to buy your coins anymore
Get fucked loser
$AI is the number 1 memestock on Robinhood Chain.
$AI is backed by a locked vault of $NVDA tokens
Its vault currently holds $2.5M worth of $NVDA shares and the underlying token $AI is trading at $274M MC ~119x above its vault backing. The vault is locked in its Vault contract.
The market is telling us that it’s valuing memecoins with a tokenized-stock vault/treasury at a 119x premium to their vaults. Following $AI’s Model.
$RFLX is another interesting token that runs the same model with one upgrade:
its vault is accumulating $NFLXx vault AND it is redeemable.
Burn $RFLX, claim NFLXx at 1:1. The backing isn’t just visible, it’s claimable.
27.4% of supply already burned and Every burn deepens the backing per token left.
Applying the market’s own multiple to RFLX’s treasury means that: with $48,000 Vault holding NFLX stock, $RFLX trading at at 119x multiple to its vault puts it at $5.7M MC
It doesn’t trade anywhere near that, it’s currently trading at $120K MC
There are several memestocks with similar vault mechanics and with AI leading the way and becoming the number 1 meme on Robinhood chain, It highlights massive opportunity’s for other memestocks with similar models.
I expect a lot of this coins to get repriced as the markets start to fully understand what just happened.
Congrats on ATHs to the $AI community 👏
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This is one mistake many old business men make when running their business
Aesthetics is now part of business whether u like it or not
Younger folks are the target audience and more of them will likely walk into an aesthetically pleasing shop with AC than not
Evolve or die
This is one mistake most young business men make when starting off in business!
The total cost worth of goods in this shop is not more than 5M Naira!
But as you can see the aesthetics of the shop costed more than 1M naira.
Most of the shelves are still empty!, but he has an Air conditioner ON!
A business that starts like this might not last more than 2yrs rent!
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it ain’t 2024 anymore
all u need is a heavily copytraded KOL wallet with some sides bundling supply at launch
People think launching a good meme is easy.
You need a meme people feel, a clean ticker, right timing, a liquid chart, relatable lore, supply control, real holders, listings, an active MM, nonstop content, heavy marketing, organic bag working, a solid dev, and a reason to stay.
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where did he “copy” the scammers address from ?
Someone lost $50,000,000 due to one simple mistake.
He transferred $50 to a new address, and then the scammer spoofed a wallet that had the same first and last characters.
The user mistakenly copied the scammer's address and didn't recheck it completely.
And this mistake cost him $50 million.
This is why you should always double-check your address before sending funds.
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with the way warden and all it’s affiliates are posting, u just know they’re cooking the next big scam of the month and ct mfers will gobble up the trash and be happy 😆
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notice how everyone is jiggy about tying down devs before fees are released but nobody’s talking about the same serial onchain r@pists and bundlers who create the coins with predatory mechanics ready to unload the bundle with zero consequence
using @BagsApp's mechanism for ICOs could be kinda cool
"here's $5m raised waiting for you, but you need to assign IP to a market-controlled entity before you can start spending it"
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we used to have eligibility and allocation checker and then TGE/claim at most a week later
now we
>pay to register
>wait days/weeks for eligibility checker
>another set of days for allocation
>another set of days for TGE
>yet another waiting period to claim 10% of your allo
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Real estate finally learned how to speak on-chain. Landshare v2 feels like the glow-up we’ve been waiting for.
🎉 A New Chapter Begins: Landshare v2 is Coming
Today marks an important milestone for @Landshareio – the start of a new era for real estate on-chain.
For the past two years, we’ve been building one of the first working real estate #tokenization ecosystems. Now, we’re ready to take everything we’ve learned and scale it into something much bigger.
Introducing Landshare v2 – a stronger, more scalable, and fully integrated ecosystem that connects real-world real estate income with the power of #DeFi.
Here’s what’s ahead 👇
🏦 Real Asset Vault (RAV) – Earn yield from real-world rental income with a simple $USDC deposit.
🏗️ Tokenization Hub – Onboard real assets easily through compliance-ready tokenization tools.
💎 DeFi Suite – Staking, liquidity pools, lending, NFTs, and a new points system rewarding on-chain participation.
🔁 Growth Loop – A sustainable model that strengthens $LAND & $LSRWA demand and reinforces the entire ecosystem.
This is just the beginning – a sneak preview of what’s to come as we roll out Landshare v2 in the coming weeks and months.
Today, we’re publicly sharing our vision for the future.
📖 Read the full announcement here: landshare.medium.com/landsha…
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