Legally you have to call me a piece of shit

Bellingham, WA
Joined September 2011
Every time I go to the mall I wear flip flops so the shoe cleaner dudes don’t try and talk to me
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Great. Writing.
Celebrating #Daredevil #Punisher coming home to #Marvel. My favourite scene of all time in any comic book adaptation (movies included). This scene, gut punches me every time. It honestly changed me as a parent. @jonnybernthal performance is outstanding. Also, how DD just listens
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BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.
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"Rightio then, i'll be having that"
Gangs in the UK are stealing PS5s from delivery trucks. bit.ly/2JzZhXm
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if frank ocean was in ur top 5 artists i do not want to hear mental health advice from u
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happy halloween
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Dead ass?
Jus in case he wanna hit it one last time bury me like this
I do not think therefore I do not am
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How it started: How it ended:
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just turned 24 tweet
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Fam.... Ain't no way he's getting paid enough to do this.
Ever seen someone cut a tall palm tree? Now you have 🌴 xitter.cf/fred035schultz/status/…
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thinkin about da vinky
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a cab said “acab”
That's what you call #solidarity! Taxi driver saves protestor from riot cops. #Belarus
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Blatant lie 👇🏼. She wore credentials, identified herself and they still arrested her, stomped on her phone and just plain bullied her. It's all on video.
Replying to @LASDHQ
(3/3) The female adult, who was later identified as a member of the press, did not identify herself as press and later admitted she did not have proper press credentials on her person. Both individuals have been arrested for 148 P.C.
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#NoComradeLeftBehind #nocomradeunder1k #comradeunity I made this for my instagram meme page before I came to twitter to be a little more "intellectual", but I'm having trouble gaining traction.
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