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Joined November 2017
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Who the fuck is trying to get into my Microsoft account. There is nothing there fuck off
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JUST IN: The largest bank in the U.S. JPMorgan is forecasting Bitcoin to outperform every major asset over the next decade. You are not bullish enough 🚀
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Market picks up and we instantly get a new all time high weekly UNI burn!! 31m UNI ($113m) annualized and growing We built our way through the bear market. Now we get an early taste for what happens during a bull market
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something is brewing with uniswap
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
On Friday we reduced our global workforce by about 25 percent. This decision was mine. To everyone affected, thank you. You built products that millions of people use and were part of creating a world-class company. That work is the foundation of what Exodus is today. Everyone affected will receive 12 weeks of salary, continued equity vesting through year-end, and support toward continued medical coverage. I made this decision because Exodus is transitioning from crypto speculation to payments and we were staffed for the company we used to be. Keeping that structure in place would have been a much easier decision, but the wrong one. For a decade, almost all of our revenue rose and fell with the crypto markets. Meanwhile, stablecoins have become one of the largest money networks on earth. Stablecoin transaction volume has grown to more than $10 trillion, but nearly all of it still moves between institutions. Stablecoins aren’t yet buying groceries or helping you pay your rent. The missing consumer layer is the biggest opportunity in payments. That’s the opportunity Exodus is stepping into. The money layer of the internet is being rebuilt, and it’s being rebuilt on stablecoins. Being a payments company means three things for us: 1. Creating stablecoin infrastructure. For consumers, businesses, and AI agents. 2. Owning the full payments stack. Exodus is bringing card issuance, processing, and settlement through Monavate under one roof. Very few companies own every layer. We do. 3. Scaling Exodus Pay. Everyday money, for millions of people, built on self-custody. A card that works anywhere and transactions that settle in seconds. To everyone at Exodus, I spent most of Friday talking to you about this vision and I’ll keep doing it. The best way to honor the work everyone has put into Exodus is to turn it into what it was always meant to be: money you can spend anywhere, that always stays under your control.
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
Erling Haaland leads the Viking Row for Norway 🇳🇴 One of the greatest traditions continues on in this FIFA World Cup.
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🤖 Made with AI
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
Pay meets the Octagon. @ufc payments partnership goes live June 1. @BitcoinMagazine on today's announcement 👇
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
The NYSE welcomes @MorganStanley Investment Management to celebrate the launch of $MSBT, the first spot Bitcoin ETF issued by a major U.S. bank. $MS teapawt.org/i/broadcasts/1kKzDMvpE…
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
Something new starts tomorrow. Don’t miss it.
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keep fading anon
NEW: Coinbase and Fannie Mae partner with Better Home & Finance to launch Bitcoin-backed mortgages for U.S. homebuyers. Borrowers can pledge Bitcoin or USD Coin as collateral for down payments, allowing them to keep their assets and avoid triggering taxable sales. The loans are structured as conforming mortgages backed by Fannie Mae, meaning they follow standard underwriting rules and carry the same protections as traditional home loans. The product targets everyday buyers locked out by down payment constraints. Better says 41% of U.S. families can’t purchase homes due to lack of liquid cash, despite holding savings in other assets. Rising interest rates and high home prices have tightened affordability. A buyer targeting a $400K home may struggle to source $40K in cash without selling assets and navigating tax and legal friction. Coinbase says the offering brings crypto into mainstream housing finance, calling it “as American as apple pie.”
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I'm starting to look into this Bitcoin thing
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The 20 millionth Bitcoin was mined yesterday. Now there are only one million new Bitcoins to be mined, which will take over 100 years. Decentralized, inflation-proof, global money.
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
JPMORGAN: BITCOIN NOW MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN GOLD LONG TERM JPMorgan says Bitcoin’s long-term appeal versus gold has improved after gold’s strong outperformance and rising volatility. Despite recent crypto weakness, liquidations have been modest, though spot Bitcoin ETFs continue to see outflows. The bank notes Bitcoin is now trading well below its estimated production cost of $87,000 — historically a soft floor. JPMorgan’s key point: Bitcoin’s risk-adjusted profile versus gold has strengthened. Its volatility relative to gold has fallen to a record low, implying significant upside potential over the long term.
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probably nothing
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 NYSE to launch 24/7 US stock trading through new on-chain tokenized exchange.
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Banks can go fuck themselves Coinbase is right No bill is better than bad bill
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ahhh, that's why everyone hates @coinbase @CoinbaseSupport not being able to withdraw crypto after verifying twice is crazyyy work
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
Happy New Year, everyone! 🥂 To celebrate, we’re giving 1,500 USDC to one lucky member of the community. To enter: - Like and retweet this post - Share your most ambitious goal for 2026 in the comments Good luck! 🤝
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Spaghettoshi retweeted
A new era of money is here. Meet Exodus Pay -- a self-custody payments experience built to make digital dollars usable in everyday life, blending the worlds of fiat and crypto.
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