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this is how i chill from '93 til.. 🌚

Detroit, MI
Joined September 2011
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I’m crying (facts though)!
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yes i’m wishy washy but in a self protection kind of way
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oh I tried out the salon at JCPennys and it was a pretty good experience. I didn’t like the $55 detangling fee but my stylist was an old school beautician with patience. I have never been so relaxed in that chair in my life 🙌🏾
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my mom is currently trying to log into her Teams account so I can take over with screen sharing and book our trip… it’s a whole sitcom rn 😭
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she gave up after 20 min.. the passwords didn’t match
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a sensação de encontrar um livro tão bom que você começa a ler todos os livros do mesmo autor
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i always anticipate that i’ll be bored on long trips so i have a book an ebook my knitting a podcast and downloaded episodes of a show for my 8 hr bus ride to montreal. but what i forget about myself every time is that im really quite happy to just stare out the window for hours
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First in my bloodline to reach this age without a child.
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Replying to @hunteryharris
what’s good for the michigoose is good for the michigander.
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rewatching Coraline and when she wrote “12 leaky windows” I just thought about how much that would cost to replace them and yeah, life does indeed come at you fast
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Equally yoked is the cheat code.
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most of it is just inversion and perversion
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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Sorry but as your friend, you’re not going to hold me to higher standards than you hold your man/father of your child
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they dnt tell u that the conception of ur freedom starts with grief
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Life is currently teaching me to be as selfish as everyone else
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I think it’s very healthy to demote people from friends to pleasant acquaintances
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Lions ticket so expensive. Bitch we going to see Cass Tech!
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Ngl I love my skin, I love my name, I love my face, I love my faith & mindset, I love my entire life, I love what God did with me
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it’s like every year you get a clearer lens n you’re like wtf was i doing before?
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