@ceresmony
Joined March 2009
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I’m posting the Frasier greentext again
🐐 Nick@benreyholicOct 6
Because you don't immediately think "they're autistic" when you meet autistic adults that like adult shows
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i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun
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I have become a PlayStation reply guy. I'm getting accounts in my feed from languages I didn't know existed. I'm calling them idiots and clowns. Elon's first positive contribution to humanity.
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here @youtube what the actual fuck is this? Ram your shorts right up your fucking hoop
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if you are from the uk and you're wanking in this heat then you are a wrongen
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when U drop mediocre brown and get an infinity wipe
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reb πŸ‘‘@kingsDMmeMay 7
Edmonton Oilers
@EdmontonOilersMay 7
This one's for you, @ThePHWA πŸ™ƒπŸ’£ #LetsGoOilers
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If I was in lord of the rings I’d have put the ring up my bum and had gollum fish it out with his tongue.
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john@johnsemley3000Apr 18
a Buffalo bakery is making speciality β€œBuffalo Sabre” pretzels for the playoffs, which look not unlike your classic dick and balls combo. love this level of local pride.
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I am begging everyone on this website to stop saying "first principles"
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LFB ❁@jstnsznnMar 23
I’m assembling a team
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What the actual fuck are we doing @youtube?
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YKNOW I REMEMBER BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT REFS USED TA CALL TOO MANY MEN PENALTIES EVEN IN BIG GAMES!!! LETS GO! (THUMBS UP)
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d@avsinseiderFeb 22
i think i’m going insane from the shock and the heartbreak i can’t stop laughing at his reaction πŸ’€
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i will not read the ragebait i will not read the ragebait I will not re
The Economist
@TheEconomist12 Jun 2025
In 2025, if someone lies back and thinks of England, they may well think of Bonnie Blue. The porn star’s strengths are Britain’s strengths, our political columnist suggests econ.st/4mWn8y4
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Ghislaine Maxwell and Elon Musk attend the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Hosted By Graydon Carter in West Hollywood , California (2014)
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Pope Leo XIV meets with Scott McTominay of the Napoli Football Team, winners of the Italian championship 2024/2025, during an audience at the Apostolic Palace
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YKNOW I CANT BELEAV A BEAUTAFUL GUY LIKE CRAIG BARUBEE DOESNT DRESS RYNE REEVS IN THE PLAY OFFS, HE WOULDA SHOWN SAM BENNIT WHATS WHAT EH, INSTEAD YA GOT SWEDE HEARTS LIKE PENTA HOLMGREN AND KELLY YARNPUKE OUT THERE! SMARTEN UP! LETS GO (THUMBS UP)
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Say, "Cheese!" Your 2024-25 Colorado Avalanche πŸ˜ƒ
Colorado Avalanche 2024-25 team photo

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