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shaznay ☆ award-winning filmmaker | many words in @refinery29 | music | virgo ☼ leo ☽ sag ↑ | 🇯🇲

south ldn
Joined September 2012
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nhc it was a pleasure 🫶🏾🇯🇲
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i’ll kill bill at some point
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wtf is the plot of this film
mfs in the uk hiding the bbw face sitting porn
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idk why but a mario costume is so sexy to me
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New British TV ad, coming to a station near you November 2026.
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what do you mean you’re the whore mirror from black swan
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very much thinking about this montage scene from the end of deadpool and wolverine today <3
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ok fine .. I kinda see it a lil bit lol
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alan carr's best celeb traitor crown will never be taken
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cyclists used to be like kind of cool people now they genuinely infuriate me
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everyone else scrambling for Halloween costumes rn while people from East london can just shapeshift back into their True Forms
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smile !
What do yall get complimented on the most?
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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years of building cycle lanes to accommodate these lunatics just for them to think they own the road. sadiq please.
‘What wrong with you?’ Terrified pedestrian asks dangerous Lime bike rider skidding past her on pavement opposite St Thomas’s Hospital, London. Other pedestrians subjected to people riding bikes at speed & close passing them when they have green man to cross road. @ShabanaMahmood
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me on trial for BBW Facesitting
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im actually scared to get the 18 pro camera. do i need to see myself in that much detail
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the concept of ian mckellen having to do doomsday press without patrick
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OMG NOT DR. CHARLES XAVIER!!! RIP 😢🙏🏽
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SIR PATRICK STUART NOOOOOOO
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