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Simon
@cfcsimse
honest football fan
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Joined May 2017
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Simon
@cfcsimse
29 Jul 2025
AlNassr FC
@AlNassrFC_EN
29 Jul 2025
#AlNassrForever
♾️
#النصر_إلى_الابد
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
this is the equal to ben mendy's share in france winning the 2018 world cup
ًًً
@Xabiholic
Oct 31
Andrey Santos 😭😭😭
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
actually enjoyed that wes fofana second half performance
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
bro matched his height with the rating 😭😭😭
Pain.𝕏
@GBarca_
Oct 31
He finally unlocked his Barca defence DNA Welcome to Barcelona Lisandro Martinez.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
genuinely feel this lavia masterclass deserves its own verse in the bible, because jesus christ he's good
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
Did sir jim ratcliffe cut off their meals? 😭
Hk🐐
@UTD__Ronaldo
Oct 31
🚨Breaking: Manchester United players are hungry
#CHEMUN
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
27 year old man posting anime gfx
(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪
@FrankEra_
Oct 31
Bryan Mbeumo on Instagram 📸
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
saw fofana starting and sighed
Chelsea FC
@ChelseaFC
Oct 31
Your Blues. 👊
#CFC
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#CHEMUN
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
easrly kickoff to ruin the weekend, lovely
#CHEMUN
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
if you had to choose, would you a) give the first 90% of a blowjob or b) the last 10%?
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 31
wes fofana runs like he has a hemorrhoid
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Oct 26
🚨 OFFICIAL: Pau Cubarsí, 12th at Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
one thing is for sure with the ballon d’or is that celine dept is desperatedly trying to dap up young brothers backstage like the aunt she is
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 26
why does this screenshot look like it’s been deep-fried for a good 15 minutes?
⚡️🇧🇼
@Priceless_MCI
Oct 26
Did the ballon D’or official page just mistakenly announce Kane as the winner 😭😭😭😭
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 25
what a lunatic, imagine setting your camera up to shout at random men just to gain attention, sad.
Teetalksunited
@teetalksunited
Oct 25
INEOS ARE A BIG DISGRACE
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 25
Why would we downgrade? LMAO
Remarks
@remarks
Oct 25
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump says US should prioritize immigrants from Norway, Sweden and Denmark.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 24
more like turkiye is calling with that hairline
𝗔𝗳𝗰𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶
@_AfcGabineli
Oct 24
Saudi Arabia calling.
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 22
if you rotate turkiye’s flag 90 degrees then you’ll see patrick from spongebob flying a parachute
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 22
banger
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 17
so i just created a sick skill to claude, so my worklife will be drastically easier going forward 👀
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Simon
@cfcsimse
Oct 15
Lies, we’re roughly 6 million people.
Kalshi
@Kalshi
Oct 15
BREAKING: A hacker accessed Denmark's national ID database with the password "123456," exposing details of 8.8 million people
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