@cfstras@chaos.social At daylight: working at @improbableio At night: exploring cities
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Claus retweeted
i didn't realize my love language was slack emojis until i had to work in microsoft teams. there are 0 custom emojis allowed but there IS an official microsoft sticker of a hammerhead shark in a business suit hanging his head in shame, with the caption "we got sued"
Claus retweeted
If you want reliable software, light oncall duty, and a swift resolution to any deploy problems, you know as well as I do how to get it:
* smaller, more frequent changes
* a tight feedback loop
* get changes out *fast*
* instrument and observe
* devs own their code & deploys
Claus retweeted
Introducing MLB’s Virtual Ballpark!
Be part of the interactive MLB All-Star #CelebSoftball Game Presented By Corona Watch Party on July 8. Secure a spot to explore this immersive ballpark & compete in challenges for a chance to win World Series tickets! mlb.com/virtual-ballpark
ALT A scenic graphic featuring a teaser of MLB’s new virtual ballpark
Claus retweeted
"Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"
ALT 2 panel meme someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" it says to start. But then it keeps going "Yesterday I was in meetings all day"
Claus retweeted
OK, wow… we can’t wait to play Nightingale, congratulations @AarynFlynn! #TheGameAwards
Claus retweeted
2021 and people still sound like they are talking over a string phone.
GET A F....ING headset.
Claus retweeted
BERLIN. Ich suche eine liebe WG mit Leuten um die 30+ ab Januar/Februar.
Keine Party-WG oder Erstes-Semester-Bachelor Ding, keine regelmäßigen harten Drogen, entspanntes safes Zusammenwohnen mit Kommunikation & Gemeinsamkeiten. Neugründung auch ok.
Bitte arg gern weitersagen!
Claus retweeted
[ ✘ ] #AleXaGlobalFanParty Metaverse Event
Never-before-seen – the first K-pop fan meeting event of its kind!
Enter the virtual AleXa universe, watch exclusive performances, and interact with AleXa in real-time.
Join AleXa on Scavengers:
⇢ More Info: playscavengers.com/en/alexa
Claus retweeted
The lesson to current events is simple: bad things happen. Don’t put backdoors in your system no matter how cryptographically clever they look, and how smart you think you are. They are vulnerabilities waiting for exploitation, and if the NSA wasn’t ready for it, you aren’t. 15/
