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Indy Film Maker, Composer for Shadebob Games and Independent Horror Films.

Colchester, England
Joined October 2017
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You can make a massive difference to someone’s day just by saying good morning and hello to everyone you go past. If you’ve never tried it, it’s worth a shot, but you could be the reason someone has a better day. We are all in it together.
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When mutual friends make secret Rabban posts but people think they’re about the Dune films and they don’t want to give it away… @wtfcetialpha5
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I know some people like the new Dune film, but frankly it looks like a half assed fan film with too much money and no real thought and effort. Watching it makes me feel sick.
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One of the most annoying things I see when reading up on characters in series is “genius level intellect” for characters that are dumber than most idiots.
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Get home from last nights shift. I’m exhausted. Fall asleep. BZZZT! BZZZZT!!! BZZZZZZZT!!! Ten times. Ten damn times as my world shakes through the screaming migraine my door goes off… I stumble downstairs to answer. “Is this you?” He asks. I read the address, it’s wrong. Post code. Wrong. Town. Wrong. I am not a woman. The only thing that was right was the number. I am so damn mad. Stabbing the button and murdering my sleep. All I wanted was to rest a little bit for once in my whole goddamn life. How can a guy with glasses get it wrong?
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I accidentally win one game of league with a Jhin whilst playing Jarvan support. This is because both of our enemies ran into the tower and died. He wants to duo and proceeds to flame me every game whilst criticising my support ability and insisting I choose supports I’m not comfortable with. We lose every game too. He flames and blocks me. My next few ranked games are kinda easy just playing random supports. It was definitely him ^^
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I’ve been looking at the negative comments surrounding the Learjet crash. I cannot imagine the majority of people who are saying such wretched things about the lass who was on the radio keeping their calm and composure if they knew they were probably going to die. I listened to the audio and she kept the communication despite the horrendous situation. She was good.
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Still missing Serena. Best Dracula cosplay ever and loved watching anime with me.
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Quote of the day from a lawyer in a silly video: “If you are what you eat, then my client is… an innocent child!” Sadly with the state of our current justice system this may well be acceptable reality.
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Fallout Tactics was great multiplayer. The only thing that sucked was if someone built a max level super mutant… it’d destroy everything. But nah, make a good low level squad and play against other low level squads and you could have amazing fun. I miss this game.
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What can I say… It was a bad game but I enjoyed it. It just goes to show that you don’t need a game to be perfectly optimised to have fun. Spent a lot of time playing this…
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I always find it funny when people try to rip me apart online because they usually talk about me being a YouTuber… That’s a small hobby. I dunno. Maybe I should work to become as big as Tectone… Lord knows I ain’t that handsome though…
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I’m working this Halloween. If I wasn’t… I’d be sitting at home with a bottle of amaretto and In the Mouth of Madness on the TV.
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Deliveroo needs to implement a minus tip for exceptionally shoddy service.
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All of a sudden, my replies seem to be doing well. I do often wonder with this platform what the algorithm wants. I mean I'd love to share my awful short crappy films. :P But I doubt people are that interested.
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Well, got home from work and actually did ok on Shaco support. It’s kinda nice getting away from the grittiness of politics.
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Time to learn the Shaco Support!
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Another day goes by. I remember Scott Adams... I miss the guy so much.
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I made this simple guide for anyone who lives in the UK and for some reason insists on "working".
HMRC has quietly sent hundreds of letters to wealthy people asking them to reveal what they own. Not what they earn or what tax they've paid, but what they own. Here's what's going on. A unit called the Wealthy Team covers anyone with "incomes of £200,000 or more, or assets equal to or above £2m in any of the last three years". That's about 850,000 people. The letters ask for a meeting to discuss "sources of wealth", "future intentions", trusts, companies, family arrangements and even "significant life events" you expect in the coming years. It is presented as voluntary, but there's a nudge: "We may still need to carry out compliance checks on your tax returns. However, speaking with you first may help avoid this." Until now, inspectors have usually only asked about income and earnings. Experts call this a "sea change". One lawyer asked the obvious question: "does HMRC have a right to know what someone owns and not simply that they have paid the right amount of tax?" A tax adviser said: "No other G20 country asks for this level of detail from its taxpayers about what they own." So what is it for? Advisers suspect it is groundwork for an exit tax, a charge on your wealth for leaving the country. As one put it: "Building that knowledge could indeed be part of moving towards an exit tax." You don't have to be a billionaire to see the problem.
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For all those UK night workers out there who are, like me, too stingy to pay for heating. Put your uniform in a pillow case and put it under the blankets/duvet. Just got into mine and it was toasty warm already. I am my own radiator.
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Nothing annoys me more than people who email me, and I ignore them, because they're trying to sell me something and they have me subscribed to even more emails that come in and pretend like they're trying to communicate like normal people. Ok SEO specialist. If my site is so bad, how come I have enough customers to handle? How come with your team of over 100 specialists, you can't do good enough SEO for yourself to pay them? White Label App developer... Good lord.
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