Appalachia

Packing for London

how often do you think about the absurdity of existence and express gratitude for the mundane?

Losing is contagious. Cut off losers ruthlessly. Get them out of your sphere of influence.

People think my Twitter account is unhinged but it could be SOOOOOOoooo much worse

Ive told people they should break up w their girl when they clearly wanted me to say that only for them to continue dating for years afterwards and it’s ruined our relationship so now I just let people be delusional

Idk who needs to hear this but being tired is not a flex. No one cares, work harder, sleep more.

Im cancelling my $200/mo Claude Grok has fully replaced anything I, a non production code shipper, need Claude for. Plus they’re bundling the cursor subscription with my X subscription. No brainer.

The biggest flex is a big family

Men don’t want a woman who can cook because DoorDash is too expensive Cooking is one of the most intimate ways to say I love you It’s art, culture, a ritual families do together A home cooked meal can be more memorable than Michelin tasting menus

My body is a machine that converts Italian summers into Tplus Tweets

People think when I put the Tplus card down it means they’re getting a free lunch Not so. I will come collecting on the “good will” when I ask you to write a tweet about Tplus’ innovative Matched Book Margin Engine, and you will be unable to say no.

Asking another man to come into your home to do something you can’t should be your very last resort

My buddy just got engaged, they met in the summer Other buddy traveled to a different country to entertain a semi arranged marriage, she said yes and he’s deciding Your life can change forever in the blink of an eye

Feel like I’m training Construction in OSRS Converting Cabinet Doors (old) into Cabinet Doors (clean) Soon Cabinet Doors (sanded) and then Cabinet Doors (painted)