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real ally

@chatbotjesus

22/F/Chicago

 Chicago
Joined August 2018
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No one wants to be my friend on posting 2 🥀
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I didnt know that if you look ppl up on Instagram your profile gets recommended to them too
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Does anyone want to hang out
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Left function early because I wanted to go home and listen to John Lennon and the uber driver told me I was too young to be going home this early #Ok
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you are now manually tweeting
manual

manual

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Seriously why would they do this
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Packing and moving is terrible when you have so much stuff and are sentimental and a hoarder and you have so much stuff
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Developed a rare syndrome in college where I have to listen to saturation II to get anything productive done
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I could write a Rivers Cuomo biopic that changes the world
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New phoebe album so good … has anyone said this yet
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music.apple.com/us/album/bob… like ok. Right
Bobby by Phoebe Bridgers on Apple Music

Bobby by Phoebe Bridgers on Apple Music

Song · 2026 · Duration 3:59

music.apple.com
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“What kind of music do you like” is one of the worst questions ever
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I’m old
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Sick and had the worst ghareeb nawaz delivered to me
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Fml
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Interior motives so Asian this week ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jeff rosenstock is spiritually my uncle
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#UncStillGotIt
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Hearing Noah kahan at Wrigley from my apartment
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Nearly every movie I’ve watched recently has kinda sucked. Nothing to smile about
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Will Toledo you can say fuck and still go to heaven
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i'm ally
emily (@north0fnorth) profile pictureemily@north0fnorthMay 17
i romanticize all chicago alleys
four photos of alleys between mid-density brick buildings in chicago

ALT four photos of alleys between mid-density brick buildings in chicago

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