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🚨🗣️ Sergio Ramos on Mourinho’s masterclass and Mbappé’s El Clásico performance! “People questioned Madrid, but Mourinho knew exactly what this team needed. Barcelona had their winning run, Yamal had the headlines, but when it mattered most, Mbappé delivered with a brace. That is what separates a good player from a player built for the biggest stage. “Bellingham battled brilliantly in midfield, while Madrid made sure Yamal had very little influence on the game. All that pre-match noise, yet Mbappé was the one deciding the Clásico. “And when we talk about the Ballon d’Or, performances like this matter. Mbappé showed why he deserves to be ahead of Yamal. Talent gets you attention, but delivering in the biggest games gets you the crown.” #RMABAR #ElClasico
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🚨𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Probability for winning the 2026 Ballon d’Or •LIONEL MESSI 13% •LAMINE YAMAL 27% •KYLIAN MBAPPE 38% •HARRY KANE 5…… love
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The world sees a superstar. She sees her man…Ester Exposito
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Si puedes nombrar a 6 jugadores de esta selección de Croacia del Mundial de 2018, eres una leyenda del fútbol.
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🚨BREAKING: Probability for winning the 2026 Ballon d’Or •ERLING HALAND 10% •LAMINE YAMAL 27% •HARRY KANE 30% •KYLIAN MBAPPE 5…… love
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“Biggest club in England” played 11 games and won only 2, 🤡 Arteta finished 8th twice and was never this bad 😂😂 Biggest my foot, old glory United
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You calculated everything well
🚨 José Mourinho: “I told Camavinga: go and attack the space”. “It's difficult for any attackers to attack space against Barcelona, the only solution is to do it with your midfielders”. “When your attackers do it, Barca's defense is prepared and coached for that, and your attackers end up being offside, or the pass ends up being cut by Joan Garcia”. “The solution is to use midfielders like Camavinga and Bellingham to break that line, and it worked”.
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🚨 FOOTBALL IS NOT READY FOR THIS 😂⚽ Mbappé scores a late winner against Barcelona… José Mourinho: “I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW!” 💀😭 Bro celebrated like he just won the World Cup, the Ballon d’Or, and his crypto portfolio turned 100x in one second! 📈😂 Meanwhile, Barcelona fans are experiencing a liquidation event. 🔴💔 Football 🤝 Crypto — Different games, same emotional damage! 🤣 #Football #RealMadrid #Mbappe #Mourinho #ElClasico #FootballMemes #CryptoMemes #FunnyFootball
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• If you know 1 > Bad • If you know 2 > Meh • If you know 3 > Newbie • If you know 5 > Pretty good • If you know 7 > Excellent • If you know 9 > Legend • If you know 11 > Century Pro.💙
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