Paul Celano

Waiting in line to see @bfsrocks in early 2000s. Jared walked by, I had him talk to a friend of mine on the phone. He was like, "Hi, yeah I am Jared, leader singer of Bowling For Soup. Some ass in line is being a dick, named Paul, do you know him?" youtu.be/N4e_IZFwTfM

The dumb want to be heard.

I feel like this is the place. I sell on ebay and I had a customer breaking the law. They were on @eBay_Italia and I had the company email me back they said and I QUOTE! "you have cooperated with the buyer, and I urge you to always do so no matter what". Great company!

#thingsbetterthancovid A relaxing game of golf in warm weather #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Eating a red @gushers #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Popping a wheelie on your bike in front of your friends. #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid The drum part of the song "In The Air Tonight" #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Eating a @poptartsus #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Eating a French dip sub #pandemic #happythings

So I pulled a muscle in my neck and it hurts to laugh. And right now I am listening to the @DaveandChuck and MY NECK HURTS SO BAD.

#thingsbetterthancovid The new @MsRebeccaBlack Friday remix song #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid When Robert De Nino comes to in the movie Awakenings #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Putting a q-tip in your ear #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Hot potato soup #pandemic #happythings

#thingsbetterthancovid Fresh socks out of the dryer #pandemic #happythings

Dr. @BernieSanders #BernieSanders #BernieMeme #BernieSandersmemes #megaman

I made another. Bernhemian Rhapsody @BernieSanders #queen #BohemianRhapsody #Berniememes #FeelTheBern

I had to jump on the Bernie meme trend. So I made this. GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!? @BernieSanders @MsRebeccaBlack #itsfriday #BernieSanders #Memes

Thanks to @DaveandChuck for telling my Spirit Airlines story today! They are seriously the best with their fans. I am curious though how many other people have cool Spirit stories?

Check oui couldn’t help but post this #tiktok #impeachment #trump vm.tiktok.com/ZMJcoqWMG/