the girl the doll the machine the monster
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good morning. it’s chilly so i’m wearing the sweater my father was wearing when i was born. it’s very very old.
also i think i’m gonna catch ken russell’s “the devils” monday night. have 0 context on it whatsoever but i’ll be done with midterms and an evening movie is always a good time.
been sitting in bed for over an hour and a half trying to find the will to stand up and get a coffee.
any time i meet someone they go “haha i just noticed ur over 6ft, i’m 5’7 i really hope that’s okay…” and i’m like what is going in the world that people have to immediately disclose that with me like it’s some shameful dark secret.
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Been finally really getting into Fiona Apple as of late and I completely understand now why Steve Jobs named his company after her
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-It gets harder.
-Huh?
-Every day it gets a little harder.
-Yeah?
-But you gotta kill everyone. That's the easy part. But it does get harder.
laying on the operating table for bottom surgery as my surgeon spins a huge wheel of genitals that lands on “? MYSTERY PRIZE ?” just as the anesthesia knocks me out.
i ran into chemodoll in the street, much prettier in person, very approachable too. apparently if you’re a single woman in nyc you can just, ask for her number? and she’ll take you out on a date and pay for everything. crazy stuff.
becoming a “pack of twenty black t shirts” kinda person for the time being #direstraits
i like socks, i do, but often i find myself wishing the big toe was separated from the little piggies.
today, my dream came true.
the big toe has it’s own designated sock area for all the big business. i’ve never felt more efficient.
i wish i had three boobs. i have all this extra space because of my stupid goddamn ribs anyways why not make use of it.
it’s kinda cute and funny when you’re initially gonna hook up with someone and ur both just like, “do you wanna hang out instead because this is silly and i think you’re cool”