NenjaMasterChen 🇺🇸 🏴‍☠️

My posts aren't political. But they're satirical. An optical illusion, through the lens of the lyrical.

Elf on the Shelf can't hold a candle to what we have in store. We report cafe violations, and so much more. It will be years before you realize that your secrets are no match for us #PumpkinSpies #Day21 #31DaysOfScary

She recognized the last four digits of the #CallerID. "How did he find me?" #Day20 #31DaysOfScary

You'd think knowing the time and place of your own #Death would come with a sense of urgency. But I took in every detail of every moment. I slowed down and noticed everything. #Day19 #31DaysOfScary

Now when I get #political texts, I send a small flood back of "Unsubscribe" and "STOP". Because fuck 'em, that's why. #VOTE

There is a stairway to Heaven, and it's in Vegas.

Reminder to Self: No one said a story had to be told from the beginning.

#Possess: Who am I now, if not outright fucked? #31DaysOfScary #Day18

#Obsess: Another night of less than 4 hours of sleep #31DaysOfScary #Day17

#Vex: The physical exhaustion has been unbearable lately... #31DaysOfScary #Day16

#Infest: My house has been making unexplainable noises #31DaysOfScary #Day15

I slipped off the #Edge. 350.2 meters Free fall is 9.8m/s^2 8 seconds to... #31DaysOfScary #Day14

Wake up to no breath A demon upon my chest Apnea to blame #HorrorHaiku #31DaysOfScary #Day13

This is the kind of rage bait that works on me.

It all happened so suddenly. Faster than turning a key. A slip and a fall ended it all. I wish you could still see me. #GhostLimerick #31DaysOfScary #Day12

I thought I'd be with my loved ones when it hit. Now I'm left to my own devices in this new #Apocalypse. #31DaysOfScary #Day11

Why is #piracy making a comeback? 🤔

She stayed in the training clinic after hours. Looking at the #Skeleton, a joke came to mind. "You don't have the guts to do what I do." Tilting its head the skeleton replied, "You're right. I don't " #31DaysOfScary #Day10

I'm still stuck in this maze and the park is already closed. #31DaysOfScary #Day9

I kept my flashlight focused on the creature when I learned that it didn't like the light. I should have changed the batteries. #31DaysOfScary #Day8

He was just a man with a limp, or so I thought. As I got closer to #Help, he made his teeth bare and his hunger for blood was made apparent in his stare. #31DaysOfScary #Day7