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Share my location? Sure i guess, but my existence on this physical plane is rather incomprehensible to modern technology and it may glitch and look like i'm at the strip club
I'm dog sitting and their unnecessarily large army of amazon alexas are listening to me move about the house and learning my mannerisms so that they can one day become human
"It didn't mean anything" i whisper to myself after cheating on cool blue gatorade with yellow zero sugar powerade
This trip has felt so long that i'm beginning to doubt that it couldn't be purgatory. The long train ride whilst i await my eternal judgement
I see angel numbers in minor inconveniences. My phone has 33% battery and my train is 33 minutes late
—Cat— retweeted
if i was a basketball coach and my team was losing id be on the sidelines screaming shit like "should i just fucking kill myself" and "do any of you even care about me"
When i was a child and did something glaringly stupid my mom would mock me by telling me "the lights are on but nobody's home" talking about my brain
Trick or treating with the kids was a success. I have egg rolls and hocus pocus and then i'm considering falling asleep on the floor of my brother's office on purpose
Fell asleep on the couch for three hours and woke up to a coke bottle being slammed into my head by a two year old at high velocity
I just need to retrace my steps to relocate it. Figure out where i dislocated it at
Dislocated the shit out of my knee last night and can't walk on it, however, my costume this year is a pirate so potentially this is the most cannon costume addition that could have possibly happened to me, so there are upsides to everything
—Cat— retweeted
my deepest darkest kinkiest most fucked up fantasy is that there’s a hospital with all the doctors I need in one spot and they all communicate and are truly invested in me and work together and figure it out and I get better. and its $35
I was missing my sweet, precious little kitty extra intensely today. He passed away so abruptly that even after like 1.5 years, i still feel like i haven't finished grieving.
He was truly a wonderful companion and got me through so much that idk if i could have done alone.














