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Patrick Johnson

@chickensith

professional noun. Assigned Male By God. The dark lord of poultry. Can be stopped. Cannot be controlled.

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Joined April 2022
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*cough* "Here's your sign." - Bill Engvall
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Gasoline Invertebrate
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Replying to @ligerhawk
@ligerhawk Records has been more on fire than France with fresh splendor c/o @MeatCramp, Hexagonal Structures, VSB, Legion Xero, @subduxtion, the return of @AltCulture, Inside Sedition, the free Wingspan comp & more! Doorways to worlds unimagined await at ligerhawkrecords.bandcamp.co…
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Look at the bright side, yeah, ground beef is $6.30 a gallon, but diesel is only $1 a pound.
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The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Foid Voice@VoidVoicecHere22h
Posting loyalist memes this week
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Alain Gagne@HeathenKing67Nov 2
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Guns are tools. Tools do not cause harm. Unless you are the "tools" we're talking about.
NYPD NEWS (@NYPDnews) profile pictureNYPD NEWS
@NYPDnewsNov 2
What happens to the thousands of illegal guns that the NYPD takes off our streets? They are melted down, never to cause harm again.
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There are no illegal guns. Only unlawful actions.
NYPD NEWS (@NYPDnews) profile pictureNYPD NEWS
@NYPDnewsNov 2
What happens to the thousands of illegal guns that the NYPD takes off our streets? They are melted down, never to cause harm again.
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MeatCramp@meatcrampNov 2
A duel track release should be dropping sometime today. Tracks are complete. Just have to make some cover art and upload. I don't dance, so i'm calling it driving music. 😁 Stay tuned... 🤘🖖🥩
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ZRDR || DEL RIO@ZRDR_DELRIO18h
The single worst thing to happen to comic books as a medium is the collectors market
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Tank
@beltfedfanatic21h
maybe not hook up everything to the internet? no? ok the keep suffering shit like this
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorldNov 2
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

Shop freezers in six European countries hit by suspected cyber-attack

The temperature of freezers in several shops across Europe reportedly rose to as high as 50C.

bbc.com
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Tank
@beltfedfanatic22h
2019/20 is that you?
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostNov 2
Officials warn 'unprecedented' disease outbreak is 'very dire': 'All countries should know that they are not safe' trib.al/twjqIKe
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Ali M Latifi 🇦🇫 (@alibomaye) profile pictureAli M Latifi 🇦🇫@alibomayeNov 1
This whole time she keeps referring to @AbdulElSayed as just “Abdul,” it’s actually a not so subtle form of racism when people refer to you only by the part of your name that’s easy to pronounce (as if the rest doesn’t matter anyways)
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I condemn whatever this guy is.
hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picturehasanabi
@hasanthehunNov 1
i condemn haley stevens
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Reason number 3,001 why I only vote for people with names originating in one of like six countries, and even some of those are suspect.
Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) profile pictureWajahat Ali
@WajahatAliNov 1
If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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And yet, we do, and there's naught that you can do to change that. Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. Sorry your legacy is being used as a cudgel by people so distraught they have no response but to lash out.
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*builds unnecessary tree fort out of extra RAM*
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sid
@immasiddxNov 1
How to trap Sam Altman:
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Seeing people talk about this plane crash has convinced me how 930 people could be persuaded to drink cyanide laced Flavor Aid.
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Doc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2Nov 1
AI has really melted way too many people’s brains.
Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸 (@patriot_savvy) profile pictureTiffany Savage 🇺🇸
@patriot_savvyNov 1
Is there a wing missing? Also, the engine cowling on the right is missing.
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Não falta uma asa, há momentos da queda que é possível ver as duas asas x.com/victor_hbm/sta…
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Honestly, if an ai delivers a Mass Effect on par with 1 and 2 and totally lacking in Veilguard nonsense, I'm on board. Transhumans had their shot, let's see if Skynet or Agent Smith can do better. I'll be keeping my privately owned ram to run it, though.
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Brass Kicker
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I want one
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