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Joined May 2023
to fuck shit up, help those in need, and be the best goddamn pirate anyone's ever seen! philzavaping.straw.page 🐟 <- open me
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if you demonize any subtype of ocd DNI i don’t like you intrusive thoughts do NOT align with persons morals they are intrusive for a reason nobody wants to have these thoughts
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dinner. it disintegrated a little as i ate
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“ignore the faggot” WHICH ONE
Ignore the faggot LORD HAVE MERCY
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Why the fuck are the epilogues formatted like Ao3
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I wan I wann I waaaannnn 2 big cheesepurger NOW
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Because he has hype moments and aura
Why are dirk fans so crazy about him like compared to other characters' fans
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What if Dave was a really obese baby and that’s why Bro didn’t feed him #TheLovingSideOfBroStrider
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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and read homestuck house:
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she looks so Undyne in this
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Current mood
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Teahcer: What is "&" called normie classmate: uhhh thats the 'and' symbol, time to browse some tik tok and pick my nose!! Me: Hmph. Ampersand.
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Burger Heart
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Olive blooded fantrolls need more variety 😭 I know nepeta was a cat that doesn’t mean they all have to be!!! What if someone made like- a gorilla oliveblood who was very smart and also their strife specibus was some sort of short range toggle Tesla cannon with an AOE shield
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corvo retweeted
I think soulmates are made not found and They are my friends :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️Yayyy☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
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Moustached dogs for everyone
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Why do furries always use canines for their ocs. What if there was a furry that was a gorilla that had the intelligence of a human and had a tesla cannon and could jump really high
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why is everyone genuinely talking about ocd like this
Replying to @SovyMadeYou
“Racism ocd”
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can i admit when i started reading homestuck i didn’t expect them to actually be gay. i thought davekat was just made up by the fandom
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Deadlock’s biggest strength is its character design, but so far none of its cast is truly original. Rat King, really? A rat in New York? What about a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
I feel like Danny would be so much less frustrating to fight if his jetpack was more like a leap He could jump into the air then do a big aoe where he lands, and maybe his ult would have him getting really angry…and he could be a gorilla from the moon…that would be amazing…
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