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Hi all
Just want to let yous know the TL algorithm is really messed up for me and I’m not seeing anyone. If I suddenly appear numerous times on your posts, yes I am being a reply guy and I’m trying to force Twitter to show me posts from people I like!
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Gave a homeless bloke £20 in the town centre and told him to go and get himself something to eat. He clapped back and said “Don’t tell me what to do with my money” 😳
Did I dream it or did one of our political bigwigs mutter about ‘sacrifices’ a couple of weeks ago? Didn’t take much notice but weird the news aren’t connecting the statement with this ‘hoard three days of food’ business.
Leaning towards cyber attacks on the power grid myself.
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Exactly this. I know a family who might not have £1 the day before payday and a tenner is a massive chunk out of their budget.
Not being preachy here, but a lot of people don’t understand the levels of real poverty in this country.
The train station my daughter uses every day. Bring staff back to train station so someone is there to help if you need it.
Poor lad.
Recognise him?
He may be able to assist our detectives investigating a sexual assault at Longbridge rail station yesterday.
Text his name to 61016 with reference 690 of 22 October.
More 👉 orlo.uk/fepVF
Soooo, are we all stocking up or no?
Wish they’d tell us the reasoning, it matters. Power cuts? Stuff that can be eaten cold (fuck that, I’ll starve before I eat cold beans). Floods? I live at the top of a hill miles from any water. War with Russia? Won’t bother.
BREAKING: The White House says Melania Trump has brokered a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine "localised to the city of Oleshky".
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All I know is that if I was being publicly accused of being a rapist I’d stop broadcasting in my open dressing gown and generally stop styling myself as a creepy pervert.
Laura Gallacher: “When you walked slowly into court that first time, you said you took it slowly and you felt god with you walking every step. Didn’t you?”
Russell Brand: “Yeah, by god’s grace something like never more than in the concentrated times of these challenges and trials have I more felt the presence of god, in the intensive care unit by our son, in uh midst of allegations walking into court I felt so close to god. So close.”
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For those mocking the PM for going on Gogglebox:
It's for Stand Up to Cancer.
For those mocking his tattoo:
It's the Manchester Bee, done after the Manchester Arena Attack, where 22 died and 100's more were injured.
Soooo, everyone had a takeaway tonight. I’m notoriously picky with takeaway food and the universe conspired that everyone forgot about me so I’ve just put some scampi in. 🙃
Would have preferred a rage room last time I used the tube tbqh… 😱
You finish a hard days work at the office.
It's already dark and pouring with rain.
You make your way to Angel tube station only to find that it's exit only because @TfL doesn't have the money to scheduled maintenance correctly.
Your blood pressure spikes, you look around in dispare. You take a seat in a @TfL calm space.
Everything is going to be alright.


























