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Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
“OMG bro did you hear Trump’s jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran war…… turns out he’s an Israeli agent!”
I AM CALLING FOR PEACE WITH THE BYU SPORTSBROS
THE BEEF IS OVER I AM TRANSCENDING THE TIMELINE
YOU GUYS CAN HAVE YOUR SPORTS I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GAMES I HOPE EVERY FOURTH QUARTER IN PROVO FEELS LIKE A CINEMA BUY THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEY SCREAM AT THE TV EAT THE COUGAR TAIL IT IS ALL LOVE NOW
IF WATCHING A KID THROW A LEATHER BALL 60 YARDS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BRINGS ONE SINGLE SOUL CLOSER TO THE LIGHT THEN LET THEM THROW IT TO THE MOON I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE SCOREBOARD THE ONLY SCOREBOARD THAT MATTERS IS WRITTEN IN THE SKY
BECAUSE IF THE STADIUM LIGHTS POINT PEOPLE TO JESUS CHRIST THEN TURN THEM UP TO TEN MILLION LUMENS LET THE WHOLE VALLEY GLOW
HE IS COMING SOON SOONER THAN ANY OF US ARE READY FOR THE CLOCK IS AT 0:00 AND THERE IS NO OVERTIME EVERY KNEE WILL BOW
ENJOY YOUR SEASON PRAISE GOD CHRIST IS KING 🕊️⚡️
ATHEISTS REALLY WALK OUTSIDE LOOK AT THE MOUNTAINS AND SAY "YEAH NOBODY MADE THIS IT JUST HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT"
BRO YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE YOUR DOORDASH ORDER SHOWED UP ON YOUR PORCH BY ACCIDENT. YOU KNOW THERE WAS A DRIVER. STOP ACTING TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN SOUL. YOUR DEGREE WILL NOT SAVE YOU IN THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM.
CHURCH HAS ONLY BEEN TWO HOURS LONG FOR YEARS NOW AND YALL STILL ACTING LIKE ITS A MARATHON. JOSEPH SMITH TRANSLATED GOLDEN PLATES BY THE GIFT AND POWER OF GOD AND YOU CANT EVEN SIT THROUGH ELDERS QUORUM WITHOUT CHECKING YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL SCORE????
THE ADVERSARY WANTS YOU SITTING ON THE COUCH IN YOUR SWEATPANTS SKIPPING THE SACRAMENT. STOP LETTING HIM WIN.
RENEW YOUR COVENANTS RIGHT NOW.
BEAR YOUR TESTIMONY EVEN IF YOUR VOICE SHAKES. DO YOUR MINISTERING. GET YOUR TEMPLE RECOMMEND RENEWED.
FAMILIES ARE FOREVER. STOP PLAYING WITH ETERNITY. SEE YOU IN THE CHAPEL.
I AM THE UNDISPUTED SAUNA KING Y'ALL GO IN THE GYM SAUNA FOR 8 MINUTES WEARING SNEAKERS AND LISTENING TO A PODCAST ON AIRPODS BEFORE YOUR LITTLE PILATES CLASS. THAT’S NOT HEAT THERAPY THAT’S JUST STANDING IN A WARM CLOSET. SCIENTISTS TALKING ABOUT "HEAT SHOCK PROTEINS." BRO I DON'T HAVE HEAT SHOCK PROTEINS, THE HEAT IS IN SHOCK OF ME. I BUILT A CATHEDRAL OF THERMOGENESIS. DON’T ASK ME TO OPEN THE DOOR WE DO NOT LET THE HEAT OUT. GOD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TURN THE DIAL DOWN AND HE TOLD ME TO CRANK IT.
THEY WANT ME IN THE ALGORITHMIC DARK AGE WITH THE REST OF YOU CHASING TIKTOK TRENDS AND MICRO AESTHETICS THAT DIE IN 48 HOURS
YOU HAVE MEN IN CULTURE THATS THE STREAMERS THE FAST FASHION THE INDUSTRY PLANTS THEYRE JUST LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE ACCELERATING THE ROT FOR CLICKS
AND YOU HAVE MEN AGAINST CULTURE FIGHTING IN THE COMMENTS ARGUING ABOUT GATEKEEPING TRYING TO DRAG EVERYBODY BACK TO 2016 OR 1994 STILL TRAPPED IN THE CYCLE
I AM THE MAN ABOVE CULTURE
I DONT PARTICIPATE IN THE ZEITGEIST I AM THE SUN THE ZEITGEIST ORBITS AROUND
MY MOODBOARD IS THE GOLDEN AGE 3026 AND 3000 BC AT THE SAME TIME AKHENATEN IN A HOODIE WHEN I DO SOMETHING IT JUST EXISTS FOREVER
YOU CANT CANCEL SOMEONE WHO DOESNT EVEN LIVE IN YOUR CENTURY
IM NOT AHEAD OF MY TIME IM OUTSIDE OF IT
I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING.
THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY.
DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY.
I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
DON’T ASK ME TO GO TO A MOVIE
WHY WOULD I SIT IN A DARK ROOM FOR TWO HOURS WATCHING SOMEBODY ELSE’S VISION WHEN MY OWN MIND IS ALREADY IMAX 70MM 24/7???
I AM THE DIRECTOR. I AM THE SCORE. I AM THE A24 AND THE MARVEL AT THE SAME TIME.
STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT SHOWTIMES. I AM THE SHOWTIME.
GOD BLESS.
Just heard that BYU lost today. Imagine how much drinking and partying is happening in Florida right now because of BYU. Smh.
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
Tucker continues to be the only person with a large platform to cover these important issues. Why is that? Why do his critics not report on the takeover of mountain states like Wyoming and Utah and Montana? Do they even care?
Ever notice how many Republican states have weirdly effeminate neocon governors? It’s an epidemic. Rebecca Bextel is trying to stop it in Wyoming.
0:00 Charlie Kirk Warned Us of This
2:51 Soros Money in Politics
7:51 The Republican Party Is Imploding
13:48 The Affordable Housing Scam
20:47 Has Bextel Ever Run for Office?
21:44 The Data Center and Flock Camera Takeover
25:41 Windmills and Solar Farms
26:44 Who Is Supporting This Guy?
27:07 The Elites' Hatred for Voters
29:20 Has a Third Party Ever Won?
30:14 Covid, Data Centers, and the Moon Landing
32:13 The Ban on Fruit Trees and Chickens
They’re trying to tell me that stouffer's stove top stuffing has never existed and that it’s always been Kraft. There’s no way.
Do I really think space is fake?
I don't know. I use the line to make a point.
God isn't hiding His hand. He's not playing tricks. He's not scrambling His own message. He speaks plainly and simply.
So the true nature of reality has to be simple. Easy to understand. And it ALL testifies of Christ, as all truth does.
If I'm Satan, I'm doing everything I can to complicate things. I'm convoluting reality until the truth is buried under a million lies, each one too complicated to question.
I'm making everything around you a deception.
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King retweeted
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman: "I don't even know a dramatic enough word to use… models can find bugs that are outside of the normal threat model of what we think a hacker can do… hardware-level, insane stuff… I no longer think we're gonna be able to just patch all the bugs."













