Professional phrase-turner. Performer at the UCB Theatre. Generally watching sports.

Los Angeles
Joined May 2009
I just mistyped extraordinary as "extraordigary" and CBS greenlit 13 eps starring Tim Allen as Gary, no no no I DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!
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"What we're asking for is a drop in the bucket" #WritersStrike thr.cm/DLzmNPu
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Lennon and St. Clair are two of the funniest improvisors in UCB history. Together they are a goddamn comedy FORCE. I had such a blast Wompin it up with them. (cc @lennonparham @Jessica_StClair) xitter.cf/earwolf/status/9710981… – at Burbank, CA
Coach of the Marina Del Rey High football team Kevin Alamo (@chriskula) joins Marissa and Listler (@Jessica_StClair @lennonparham) for this week's @WompItUpPod! bit.ly/2oLIbb4
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Look, let's just accept the Academy's Guillermo del Toro/Shape of Water love for what it really is-- a make-up call to reward the now-glaringly-obvious Best Picture of 2013, Pacific Rim #rocketpunch #JaegersMatter
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Holy shit, this made me lolllll @officialkenan from distance, SWISH xitter.cf/nbaontnt/status/969456… – at Burbank, CA
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"And lo, Jesus turned The Shape of Water into The Shape of WINE."
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Applauding the gender-blind casting of Alicia Vikander as the new Tom Braider 👏 #reboot #reimagine #rebraid
and THEN I find out she calls this move "Oops I Did It Again" FUCK YEAH @JocelyneUSA17!
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Dwyane Wade: “We should trade everybody” LeBron: “We???”
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Tonight's your last chance to see The Smokes perform the La Ronde before it's locked away forever in the @ucbtla vault alongside Jim Woods franklin.ucbtheatre.com/perf…
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Skip that holiday party tonight, come see some real pagan shit instead losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/pe… – at Burbank, CA
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OBI WAN: "Use the Force, Luke. (then, begrudgingly as if contractual) And, uh, drink your Space Punch every day."
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Chris Kula retweeted
"They're not gonna keep 'em off the field tonight!"
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Chris Kula retweeted
Almost 29 years ago, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza. As we do every year, we honour his bravery by showing the documentary Die Hard, this Sunday at 10pm
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It's the #1 All You Can Eat Fucboiffet! xitter.cf/jongabrus/status/93120…
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The NFL has a concussion problem
I appreciate you @Eminem ✊🏾
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