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There has never been a clearer time than right now to invest in $TSLA The stock is at $355, down 29% from the all time high on 12/17/25 Things to expect in April: • FSD v14.3 > Described as “the final piece of the puzzle” • Cybercab production > Even at the start of the S curve, hundreds of Cybercabs will join the Robotaxi fleet every week • Optimus 3 unveil > The “Raptor 3” of humanoid robots • Roadster 2.0 unveil > Described as “the most mind blowing product demo ever” even if it’s not going to impact revenue meaningfully These catalysts are so close. Even if these timelines slip, it won’t be by much This will be my pinned post until $TSLA hits a new all time high I don’t expect it to take very long 6 months max
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If you haven’t tried @Grok @Bot And you think it’s cool for other people But you think “There’s no way it would be able to do what I need” You’re wrong. It can do what you need. Try it.
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All of X has a new punching bag 😂 Good luck Peter I’m rooting for you!
I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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Top tier advice
Practice while it’s optional, so you’re already masterful when it matters.
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Tesla says they have officially started Optimus production in Fremont on their high-volume lines. "The bots coming off this line are the first production quality bots that we have manufactured. While we will continue to iterate on the hardware and manufacturing process, we have proven that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product."
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Yep. That’s my new banner.
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This is SI
But can YOU Grok Bot do this? 😂
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My new longest streak! Finally thwarted by the lift gate at work that requires scanning my key card The final boss still awaits
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Chris Robovan retweeted
Transferring wealth directly to kids is better than transferring it indirectly to political parties that fund programs benefiting kids.
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Y’all got anymore of those @Grok @Bot @X usage resets???
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FSD is slowly entering via my preferred entrance more and more often Just remember it’s only a matter of time before every little grievance is solved
Replying to @BLKMDL3
It has a ton of difficulty going the way I want into my neighborhood Did you just keep taking over and forcing it the way you want?
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I enjoyed an extra 3 minutes of sunset today and took it all in as FSD did the driving
Replying to @chrisrobovan
Traveling west at 75 mph counters Earth's eastward spin, slowing the Sun's apparent motion. At mid-latitudes (~40°), rotational speed is ~795 mph, cutting relative rate by ~9%. Colorful twilight then lasts ~10% longer. For a typical 30-minute stationary period, expect roughly 3 extra minutes. The gain rises at higher latitudes and depends on season.
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Has Tesla turned Starlink on within the Cybercab fleet yet?
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The stars are aligning
🆕 @gwynne_shotwell has started following @Tesla Previously followed by: @yacinemtb, @tomzhu_nz, @mttgrmm, @omead, @claybavor & 83 more $SPCX
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Um @elonmusk I think we need an update here
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X is the only place to be during a product unveil
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Last night I upgraded to the new X Super subscription This morning I woke up and listened to my morning brief while I got ready Then I teleported to work using FSD, on my phone the whole time, checking out my new custom dashboard I’m living in the future
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I think I probably the high school diploma equivalent of an “MBA”
MBA = Master of Bot Administration
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When I tell you I watched this entire video like this 😦 Just use FSD folks Your safety is worth it
This video will always crack me up because all of this could’ve been avoided if bro didn’t let his emotions take over his decisions. Rip to the 540i.
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