Chunga Chewe (@chunga_chewe) profile picture
Zambia
Joined February 2024
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There are many football fans who don’t actually watch football. A lot of younger Gen Z fans seem to believe statistics tell the whole story of an era. That is how you end up with fans who think Haaland is a better player than Ronaldo Nazário, or that Harry Kane is better than Marco van Basten or Roberto Baggio. Many of us older fans who watched Cristiano Ronaldo in 2007/08 know that it was the greatest individual season we have seen from a player in a European league. This is not about career totals or the number of Ballon d’Ors won. It is about a single season in which a player was so dominant that he swept the major individual honours in England, across Europe and worldwide. Statistics alone cannot tell you what we watched.
How can a grown man choose Ronaldo in 2008 over Messi in 2012?
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My next loan🙏
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Our invincible record survives another year
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Was busy minding my own business, buying myself some cold water and bread then I heard these kids whispering, "Us if we don't lock in."
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One man saw us in the gutter, the laughing stock of the league and said I am willing to take on the criticism, hate and abuse to connect us back to the club we love. First managerial role, made us Champions of England and still not satisfied. To the very end Mikel Arteta.
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🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson on Manchester City being found guilty of breaching the Premier League’s financial rules: “I read the news and the first person I thought about was Carlos Tevez. Funny, isn’t it? After all these years. We wanted Carlos to stay. David Gill spoke to his representatives, we made our offer, they said we’d left it too late and eventually he went across Manchester. Then City put up that bloody ‘Welcome to Manchester’ poster. I remember looking at it and thinking, ‘They haven’t just signed one of our players. They want us to know they can.’ That was when I called them a small club with a small mentality. But there was something else happening around that period that people forget. Suddenly City could walk into conversations for players that previously would have been choosing between United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Madrid, Barcelona. I remember one summer hearing that Adebayor had agreed to join City, then apparently his people were still contacting us and Chelsea. I thought, ‘What a strange situation. Players who would rather be somewhere else are signing for City anyway.’ At the time, you simply accepted that they had enormous financial power. You competed with it. That’s football. But if you then discover years later that rules were being broken during the period in which you’re trying to compete with that financial power, you’re entitled to look back differently. Because people will say, ‘Ferguson was just angry because City became successful.’ No. I was angry before they were successful. I was standing there in 2009 watching them take Tevez, chase players everywhere and put his face on a building to celebrate taking him from us. Imagine telling me then, ‘Alex, one day the Premier League will investigate how all of this was being financed.’ I’d probably have pointed at the poster and said, ‘You might want to start there.’ And that’s the part people miss when discussing what happened afterwards. Once you change the financial strength of one club, you don’t only change that club. You change where players go. You change what everybody else has to pay. You change which manager gets which footballer. You change title races before the first ball is kicked. People can spend the next twenty years asking whether this player would’ve joined United, whether that player would’ve joined Chelsea, whether somebody else would’ve gone to Arsenal. Nobody can prove those alternate histories. But I know this much. When I was fighting them, I thought I was fighting Manchester City. Apparently I should’ve brought an accountant.”
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I never once agreed to there being a 70mph speed limit on the M57, it was forced on me from the beginning. As such, I’m going to drive at 120mph on my way home from work later.
City never signed up for psr infact Manchester city were one of the six clubs that voted against it. PSR was forced on city right from the beginning cos the cartel voted for it and the ais have it.
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Some dreams take the long way home.
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Kevin De Bruyne
Who is the best player to have NEVER won the Premier League? 🤔
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COME HOME @Erling
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How I sleep knowing my gaffer is a psychopath obsessed with marginal gains
Mikel Arteta says he deliberately sabotaged Arsenal's match preparations during pre-season to prepare them for the campaign. He caused travel delays, turned up the temperature in the dressing room, removed massage tables, delayed meals etc.
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Pep Guardiola said that this was the toughest Premier League he has experienced. Slot echoed that. The floor of the league is so high West Ham were relegated on 39 points and three England clubs are in European cup finals. Don’t let anyone discredit this.
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We stick together.
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I think Mr Achebe would be upset to know that things are still falling apart.
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Strait of Schroedinger: You don't know whether its open or not until you actually try to sail through.
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Arsenal have been entertaining the league for 2 decades. If you miss entertainment, you can go and rewatch our old games or better yet, tell your own team to entertain you.
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If Arsenal win the quadruple, Tottenham get relegated, and England win the World Cup, all in the same summer, then I think I’m giving up my season ticket, retiring from football, and taking up knitting or something. Nothing would ever top it, it would only be downhill from there
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I witnessed 10-2, I witnessed Baku, I witnessed being second behind a preseason relegation candidate, I witnessed finishing 8th Back to Back, I witnessed The great bottle of 22/23, I witnessed 16-1-1 in 23/24 with no title at the end. I deserve this. Arsenal deserve this. ❤️
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If you want to watch enjoyable and expressive Arsenal, go on YouTube and watch Wenger era. Don’t stress us please, we have a league to win.
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