@classicdad

Saving the world one dad joke at a time.

instagram.com/classicdadmoves
Joined April 2009
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@sherisayssit@sherisayssit14 Nov 2022
Dads be like have you sprayed WD-40 about it?
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Rebecca Papin
@RebeccaPapin30 Oct 2022
My Dad’s Halloween costume.
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Simon Holland
@simoncholland21 Oct 2022
Husbands looking to reignite the spark in your marriage, have you ever tried taking her to Home Goods to check out the fall decor and then maybe lunch at that chicken salad place?
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NicholasG@Dad_At_Law20 Sep 2022
Nobody told me that parenthood would involve so much eating while standing up.
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NicholasG@Dad_At_Law21 Aug 2022
If my kids ask, spiders only live in bedrooms kids don’t clean.
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Andrew Phillips@APhillips92813 Aug 2022
Studying the check-out instructions for a rental prior to check-in is peak #VacationDad @classicdad
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carsen@AirC0dy3 Aug 2022
Can’t remember family birthdays but got every key on the key ring in his pocket memorized @classicdad
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One Awkward Mom@oneawkwardmom29 Jul 2022
Who needs an alarm when you can be woken up by, “mommy, I missed the potty but I wiped my own butt.”
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Allyn Hane
@AllynPaul15 Jul 2022
The guys behind @classicdad Have started up a coffee company... Check out Roasty Buds Coffee Co.'s video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTR6TgAkD/?k=1 – at Bradenton, FL
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The Atomic Elbow@theatomic_elbow6 Jul 2022
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
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How dads stare at their lawn after they cut the grass
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Scotts Lawn
@ScottsLawn28 May 2022
Somebody invented mulch. They looked at their yard and thought, "I could put wood chips there." Absolute legend.
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SnackyTuna@SnackyTuna27 Apr 2022
Dads showing random people pictures of their lawn and meats they smoked over the weekend
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Taylor Dinsdale@tdinsdale_71 Dec 2017
Just retweet it.. you all know your dads do it too #DadMove #WhiteNikes
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Marimo@akuzunii28 Mar 2022
I’m hungry & my dad won’t stop making friends at Home Depot 😐
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Scotts Lawn
@ScottsLawn23 Mar 2022
*cough* Scotts Program! *cough*
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Everybody in the neighborhood watching to see how I have such a nice lawn
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Hannah Carson@hannycarson3 Feb 2022
No one: My dad: must leave 20 minutes into the game to beat traffic
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates14 Dec 2021
This is Barron and his son, Carlos. Carlos just came home from college after barely surviving finals. Barron missed him a whole bunch and will not leave him alone. Both 13/10
an adult golden retriever smiling wide close to the camera. a puppy golden retriever is asleep on the couch behind him

ALT an adult golden retriever smiling wide close to the camera. a puppy golden retriever is asleep on the couch behind him

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DADSCAPED@dadscaped12 Dec 2021
Life is what happens between 5am and 8am you lazy bum.
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Paul Rámon@Crimson_Dynamo3 Dec 2021
. @classicdad A picture of man's best friend. And a dog.
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