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cleomatra

@cleomatra
Joined September 2009
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remember when ariana retweeted me last year when i told her yours truly was number one in nz & eden lost her shit trying to wake me up same
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u know you're in high school when ur camera roll looks like this
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steven
@stevenartpop2 Jun 2014
3 reasons this is the perfect picture: 1) Teal wig 2) Heavy Metal Lover 3) BAM
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My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay,If my nails weren’t drying I swear to god…..
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I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am.
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Every female needs to read this
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When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close. RT if you have done this.
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When you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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Slapping your best friend when you get excited about something.
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one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
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