@clinicalkai

Fan Account • Defending Kai Havertz better than Chelsea defend • @Arsenal fan since 2004 • DM for promos

 Down the drain
Joined March 2019
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No one: Absolutely no one: Declan Rice:
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Nah this was so cold idc 😭😭
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Kai Havertz has 45 more Premier League goals than Erling Haaland
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Imagine they’re in the championship a year later 😂😂
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“Man City found GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES”
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Where does this rank in terms of all time striker performances for Arsenal?
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Chelsea were selling hotels and giving 10 year contracts
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Exeter City claiming they would’ve won the FA cup if they didn’t lose 10-1 to Man City
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I knew it was worth finishing 2nd three times in a row
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Just a brief reminder…
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Lisandro Martinez vs Fulham ⚔️ El Butcher?? 🥶
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Arsenal back to 2nd Chelsea back to 10th
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I am not moved by City.
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femi.
@femooafcSep 19
I need to learn self-defense.
femi.
@femooafcSep 19
I’ve never felt so safe in my life
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This was not a joke.
Felix@hobidyhobsSep 18
Brentford Brighton Bournemouth. Axis of death. The Bermuda Triangle
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We go again next season.
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Laughing at Chelsea getting stung by the bees only to get pecked by the seagulls
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Man United fans: “We want our club back where it belongs” Their owner:
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Genuinely grotesque that this account isn’t a 15 year old boy 🤢🤢 weongun
Central
@WestHam_CentralSep 17
"The lads can’t wait. It’ll be a massive test. They’ve shown they’re a very good team, but we'll up the intensity. We’ll be really aggressive and hopefully get the win and put on a good performance." – Caleb Taylor Literal cup final vibes – none of this from our lot 🤣
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Mf you haven’t been in one since 2017
Dubois
@CFC_DuboisSep 19
Are we officially out of the title race?
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