@clintonLte

Humor || Artist. Don't take my funny sketches personal ✌️ || Real Madrid fan ||

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Joined February 2024
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May our Guardian Angel no Leave us today.
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Precious Folakemi
@PreciousFolake256m
Alas, good sir, I find myself in a State of regrettable scarcity. Mine own purse is as void as thine cupboards, and my pockets do voice their own discontent. Might thou therefore seek thine endowment from a more prosperous benefactor, that both our stomachs may find peace?
Melvin Jonathan
@Monac0_Baby1h
Replying to @PreciousFolake2
i find myself in a State of extreme farmishment My cupboards are void, and my stomach voiceth its discontent. Might thou facilitate a N2,000 endowment that I may dine?" @PreciousFolake2
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Uhunoma.
@Uhunomas754m
What if Bruno Fernandez actually wins the ballon Dior 😂💔
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mmesvela🥰
@NwakozorE53m
The dream is to spoil our parents with an all-expenses-paid vacation. Flights, luxury hotel, good food, shopping, beautiful memories. They spent years taking care of us; one day, we’ll take care of them in ways they never imagined🥹❤️
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Claire🎀@claireifudu_4h
Yesterday at #Enugutwitterhangout #EnuguTwitterCommunity
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HEIS🦇
@heis_beebah181h
you sure say na this brain you use enter 4.5 cgpa
5STAR💈
@5starbarber_14h
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Reuben🦁🅿
@Reubenofenugu1h
If you don’t have AC in this unbearable heat, you’re already in hell. 😂 You can’t even open your windows in peace because of thieves. Wahala dey!
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𝙹𝚒𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘𝚗
@clintonLte5h
See wetin this man use do fuel tank 🤧
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See wetin this man use do fuel tank 🤧
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BUIKEM
@ambuikem5h
As a guy why are you LIGHT SKINNED ????
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🆔
@Nobleboy__5h
So none of my mutuals chop jazzy money??
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HIM🌕
@Divine_generaI5h
All house of reps and chancellor that won last election from Peter obi’s Labour Party don join APC Omo Wetin Dey sup 🙆🏼‍♀️
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𝕰𝖑_𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍
@belikenathaniel6h
We men have a soft spot for online whores who keep the timeline entertained for free.
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Precious Folakemi
@PreciousFolake26h
How babe go visit you, you go buy am Bread and Coke? What's wrong with you guys? 😭🙄😂
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Baddy of Lagos 👑
@_belikebaddy5h
Real ones know, older women >>>>>
Grace of God🫶🕊️
@KLeeeyah13h
Ngl, These men whose birth years are compound sentences are exhausting tbh. 😭😭😭
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paige
@olamidepaige5h
Having fun alone is another level of self love
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Eyo@EyoPauul5h
I’m available for short time
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Tyrod
@big_tyrod5h
To tweet con dey hard me, Elon don give me reason to give up.
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Precious Folakemi
@PreciousFolake25h
You guys know this is k!dnapping right? Your lawyer must be a roadside lawyer! The man should be in ja!l if your lawyer knows the law!
Introvert 🎲🥏
@hintrovertt11h
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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Introvert 🎲🥏
@hintrovertt11h
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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Mildred
@Mildredqen010h
People's dream.😁😂
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