🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ hi im clo im 24 i like shoegaze | MDNI 18+ | priv for moots: @clogaze | pfp: @parasite3va

in my headphones (she/her)
Joined June 2023
getting shoegazed tonight
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the mold was getting to me here
you have to put your hair back while you’re eating pizza. its what mario would’ve wanted
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like what was i saying at all
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they should make sour skittles without the poison
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they should make an astrology app called “horrorscope” and no matter what day it is it just says “You Will Die Tomorrow.”
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i feel like velociraptors could purr. just my gut feeling
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i’m mistransitioning. i’m doing it incorrectly
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[trying to explain a nothingburger to an american] Okay so don’t imagine a burger
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girls with humiliation kinks are like fool me once, shame on me. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times, shame on me. fool me four ti
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multiple times lately i have realized im watching northernlion clips on my phone while he is also playing in the background on my computer and every time it feels like this
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you know what , okay , trans men , trans women , look here a sec . we need to , as a community , decide whether “clover” is a girl’s name or a boy’s name . and no , it isn’t ‘unisex’ , that concept is propaganda by Big Keychain to sell more keychain name tags . anywho ,
55%it’s a girl name
0%it’s a boy name
12%i have no principles
32%Hi
74 votes • Final results
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What was "The Incident" at your Hi school?
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look the Tina Fey SNL era is absolutely a classic but i feel very strongly that this lineup will never be topped
Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
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clo 🕷️ retweeted
What's gonna happen to white people when Breaking Bad is over?
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if your face declines at the airport ID scan the TSA reverts to an ancient technology where they summon a second , more discerning agent to sternly look you up and down and go Hmm . . .
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been on a liquid diet for two weeks
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10 days post op . i cant feel my bottom lip so i have to really focus to drink my apple juice
for posterity :) 1 , 4 , 7 , and 8 days post op
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they put this in the clo files
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@victryena i havent pokemon since i was 12 what should i do if i just want to collect all the cute cards
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Mouse Drake: Why you gotta fight with me at cheese. You know I love to go there
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