"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken

Joined July 2024
Just voted y'all...you know how it feels to vote straight ticket R and NOT BE FRANCE RIGHT NOW? (🎶sound on🎶🤘) IT FEELS LIKE FREEDOM GO NOW
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What if it's ALL OF THEM
The progressive news outlet “Young Turks” is set to publish a story about a gay, closeted US Senator on Thursday.
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Oh it's Lindsay, nvm🙄
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Replying to @merryletters
I saw a possum ambling through my backyard last night, he seemed like a fun type to chat with. I will name him 'Backup Twitter'
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Let’s say you work at a Denny’s, everybody in town loves coming to Denny’s but you and the other people who work at and run this Denny’s location all hate the people from your town and want the cool people from three towns over to be the ones coming to your Denny’s You stop serving Moons Over My Hammy and replace it with a Kale infused porridge because one of the guys who works at the store grew up three towns over and says that’s what they like to eat there. Likewise, you replace the Grand Slam with a Tofu Patty and Chick Peas, and so on. A couple of travelers from three towns over pass through and love the stuff, it’s great. The newspaper over there does a big write up about how this Denny’s is serving great food, you’re pumped because this is working! But nobody from your town is coming anymore because they liked the old stuff and really REALLY hate the new stuff, and as the days turn into weeks turn into months not that many people from three towns over are really coming in to eat either as it turns out. Most of them prefer their local boutique restaurants and aren’t really interested in driving all that way to go to a chain restaurant, unusual as it may be, plus they have a low opinion of Denny’s in general to begin with. You’re losing money hand over fist, nobody’s coming to eat, and then the brand gets bought out by a private equity firm. They take a look at the assets they’ve just bought and see this location would cost them a fortune to leave open, and has a staff who are violently hostile to going back to making normal Denny’s food. They do the only sensible thing they can think of and announce they’re shuttering the location. Is the private equity firm the bad guy here?
Veilguard did not kill BioWare. Private equity killed BioWare. Money killed BioWare. Corporate greed killed BioWare. Shut the fuck up about wokeness and Veilguard for fuck’s sake. Holy shit
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Age yourself by naming a movie you saw in the theater when you were a kid (At the DRIVE-IN y'all)
Age yourself by naming a movie you saw in the theater when you were a KID
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"Previously, on 'Homeland'"
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Wouldn't it be wild if Trump's 'midterm surprise' is that, without USAID and behind-the-scenes corrupt voting schemes, this election is about to go the same way as all these South American elections have been going lately? What if we never were a 50/50 country after all?
Trump ending USAID was one of the most significant developments in modern history. Most people just don't realize it yet.
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Vote!!!!
Just voted y'all...you know how it feels to vote straight ticket R and NOT BE FRANCE RIGHT NOW? (🎶sound on🎶🤘) IT FEELS LIKE FREEDOM GO NOW
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I’m jealous of Democrats They’re stupid as can be and fight like hell, but when they lose, as they inevitably will, they actually win.. “Losing” means they get a safer, more prosperous nation with adults in charge who make difficult decisions that benefit ALL Americans Republicans, however, have to sweat each and every election like it represents the end of America as we know it Because it does Republicans are trying to save America from open borders, stupid trade deals, institutional racism, socialism, climate alarmists, funding terrorists, mutilating confused children, lawfare, hyper partisan federal judges, fraud, inflation etc etc… There’s a reason Democrats are never panicked about elections When they lose, they win It’s really not fair
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🔥🚨 JUST IN — A leftist protester LOST IT at J.D. Vance in Ohio, appearing completely unhinged and furious before security dragged him out in seconds. "He took off his MAGA hat and threw it on the ground...You could tell he had not washed his hair in about 3 months!" The pure rage on display shows exactly what the other side is bringing to the final stretch. That is NOT the party of joy and it is NOT the energy that wins. Americans who want RESULTS and common sense are rejecting the meltdown routine and backing the Trump administration approach that delivers instead of divides. Let them cook.
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America won. Iran lost. So the US media has stopped caring.
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Candace Owens has created a monster of podslopping frauds and now they’re eating each other alive. Apparently, some of Sean Ryan’s staff allegedly quit over his handling of the interview with the Leah Files AKA Renn the Professional Poker Player. Candace created a monster with too many hands in the cookie jar and they’re shoving each other off the island. Main rule is never go after her and subsequently Candace gets to rule over a bunch of ashes as a result. Newsflash: Every. Last. One. Is. A. Fraud. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving group of people who exploited a tragedy for personal gain with a bunch of lies.
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Wouldn't it be wild if Trump's 'midterm surprise' is that, without USAID and behind-the-scenes corrupt voting schemes, this election is about to go the same way as all these South American elections have been going lately? What if we never were a 50/50 country after all?
Trump ending USAID was one of the most significant developments in modern history. Most people just don't realize it yet.
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Me trying to figure out all the polling bros unexplained cryptic comments about early voting for the next two weeks
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Just voted y'all...you know how it feels to vote straight ticket R and NOT BE FRANCE RIGHT NOW? (🎶sound on🎶🤘) IT FEELS LIKE FREEDOM GO NOW
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Me trying to figure out all the polling bros unexplained cryptic comments about early voting for the next two weeks
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If anyone out there hasn't seen it, Sharpe is one of the best series ever made...a Napoleonic Wars soap opera with stellar performances all around!
BONJOUR À TOUS! Les hôpitaux, c’est de la merde, et ils sont dirigés par des salauds… Voici donc 1 minute 22 de “bâtards” avec Sean Bean, le maître en la matière.
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