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FiveHundredPringles

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You're probably here because I made you horny

Joined January 2023
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waking up to the US mid-term results shortly followed by Edgerunners hopecore ending might've flipped a switch in my brain
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now that I've watched all of Edgerunners, should I play Cyberpunk 2077
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GOD I LOVE CAPRICORN SHE'S SO hotfinenticute
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okay but how would Capricorn (any host) have done against Adam Smasher compared to David
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HOPE CORE IS BACK ON THE MENU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Summary of Edgerunners Season 2: 🥲
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OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL THEY LIVE TALIAAAAAA ROMAAAAN KINGSLEEEY OHMYGOOOOOD
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episode 9
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episode 9
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episode 8
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episode 8
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they're gonna fucking rip out my heart and crush it in front of me in aren't they I'm not ready
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SO MANY HOT WOMEN ON MY TIMELINE ITS FOR YOU
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I'VE LIKED SO MANY TWEETS I'M GETTING INVESTIGATED FOR BEING A BOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Yes, Twitter, this IS for me. Thank you.
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Should've said "Please" and "Thank you"
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JD Vance's final message before the midterm elections: "Give us another chance"
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KANSAS TOO???????????????????????
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HOW is TEXAS BLUE????
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HOW is TEXAS BLUE????
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they're gonna fucking rip out my heart and crush it in front of me in aren't they I'm not ready
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halfway through Edgerunners S2, can't wait to watch all my favorite characters get disemboweled or whatever while the outro music plays
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OH MY GOD THE MIDTERMS ARE RIGHT NOW I DIDN'T REALIZE
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halfway through Edgerunners S2, can't wait to watch all my favorite characters get disemboweled or whatever while the outro music plays
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It’s pretty selfish to have a kid and expect the kid to want to be alive
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