@colander20

Insufferable Irish prole. Car nerd. Fluent in Cockney rhyming slang. Duchess of (The) Winchester (Club). #AlwaysGiveWayToTheCarFromTheRight

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Joined August 2021
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Coping with The Grand Tour ending by ignoring it and instead binging a shit ton of early Top Gear. We had it far too good in the 2000s and didn’t know it 🥲 #TheGrandTour #TopGear
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Update-update: Fifteen minutes now. Honestly can’t edit out any more. Considering a part two because there’s such an abundance of himbo content I can barely cope and feel the need to showcase it all.
Colander 🩵@colander2022h
Update: Bolivian himbos compilation now whittled down to just under sixteen minutes
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Top Gear appreciation post for how far James and Richard let Jeremy sink before helping him 😭
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoter21h
Amazingly, however, James insisted that his Herald and the snapped mast could be fixed. And so, with help from me… and Jeremy... #TopGear
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Update: Bolivian himbos compilation now whittled down to just under sixteen minutes
Colander 🩵@colander20Oct 24
Currently clipping the Top Gear Bolivia Special and the first half is so rich in himbo content I literally cannot get the edit any shorter than seventeen fucking minutes 😭
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@FLACKO444Oct 23
acting like you wouldn’t drive this is crazy lol
X @TheToyExperiment@CyberSeCXOct 23
Aston Martin ???? Are yall 60 years old Brits????
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Aww they’re watching their son on tv how cute 🥹
top gear screenshots@tg_screenshotsOct 24
#topgear
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoterOct 24
Wow, I never actually thought I'd be so pleased to see one of these again. This really brings it all back, the ice going on and on forever, the boulder field going on and on forever. I can hear Jeremy going on and on forever. Oh, God... #TopGear
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Tarzan serenading Jane, circa 1900
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Currently clipping the Top Gear Bolivia Special and the first half is so rich in himbo content I literally cannot get the edit any shorter than seventeen fucking minutes 😭
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Car.it@kipronobett_Oct 23
Subaru WRX STI still hold car record on Isle of Man. This might be the craziest lap ever by a Subaru Built by Prodrive, the WRX STI completed the 60km lap with an average speed of 207 km/h. It had 570hp from the 2 liter boxer, WRC chassis and aero
Michael
@JaMtokaOct 23
2018 WRX STi #ConfidenceInMotion
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ShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGateOct 22
I wouldn’t be parking my nice car next to that lamp
austin.sf@pickledcabaggeOct 22
speedtail at pixar is kinda crazy
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2007 Mercedes CLK200@2CLK200May 15
Sony | Xperia
@sonyxperiaMay 14
The new AI Camera Assistant* with Xperia Intelligence brings stories to life. Using subject, scene and weather, it suggests expressive options with adjustments of colour, exposure, bokeh, and lens for breathtaking photos*. sony.co.jp/en/xperia-1m8/s/ #SonyXperia #Xperia1VIII
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#topgear
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screaming, crying, throwing up, etc
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Autocar
@autocarOct 22
Alfa Romeo's design boss wants to "get rid of screens", saying the industry has fallen into a "war of centimetres" on tech that will eventually become obsolete buff.ly/P57WWV7
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🐉 The acts of fire breathing and growling are not limited to dragons..
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Top Gear Quotes@topgear_quoterOct 22
Yes, but now it's time to say hello to the old lady of debate, who sits in the bus shelter of chat… on Conversation Street. #TheGrandTour
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The beginning of their height wars 😭
top gear screenshots@tg_screenshotsOct 22
#topgear
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Today I turn 88…I’ve seen some serious shit. The most serious of it all is love. I love my family, my friends, and my wonderful fans. The power of love remains.
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