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alyssa

@colavfx
Joined March 2018
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@tumiszn_Oct 31
Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Replying to @nnamanichi93717
If Americans did a revolution over this it would have been 100% justified. Americans are always talking about how they stockpile guns so they can overthrow a government if they ever feel like, but they found out they're ruled by child predators and did absolutely nothing.
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if she wants to get it RIGHT for the fans she should tell netflix to listen to what we’ve been saying for YEARS and make the adaptation a limited series instead of a 2 hour movie that will never do justice to the book
Evelyn Hugo Updates (@evelynhugonews) profile pictureEvelyn Hugo Updates@evelynhugonewsSep 13
🚨Anna Kendrick reveals that she’s desperate to get the Evelyn Hugo adaptation right for the fans and they are still in the SCRIPT phase 🚨
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"We regret to inform you" You will regret informing me
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@WhotfismickSep 8
"Do you all mind if we cancel?" Me :
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@anvixoxSep 8
Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.
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bianca@furor_uterinoSep 1
fui no vet e ele receitou um remédio pra minha gata ai na mesma semana fui na minha psiquiatra e ela receitou o mesmo remedio pra mim
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me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation
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@brndxixJul 24
me in an amc signature recliner with a large popcorn on a random tuesday
benny polizzi (@benedictpolizzi) profile picturebenny polizzi@benedictpolizziJul 23
watching a movie during the day is the most depressing thing of all time
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Lotte@diapergirIJun 26
Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today
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Gwen@yroc52Jun 25
Replying to @shutupisabel
you gotta understand 9/11 is like 9/11 in the pilot world
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@fvckfemi_Jun 24
when I forget to keep my mind busy & suddenly get flashbacks of everything I've survived
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Joshwelt@weltszznnJun 8
i want to read 5 books a day and consume all poetry and learn new languages & study different majors and pick up pottery and learn how to play instruments & own a bookstore and run a cafe and....
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Very important to point out that he did not achieve this by increasing policing. Right wingers have no answer to this
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@factpostnewsJun 5
New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history. Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.
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Replying to @manicswift
I did my university dissertation on fent and a LARGE proportion of overdoses is from unintentional ingestion. You cant just tell people to stop doing drugs, thats never going to work. what euphoria did so well was show how easy it is to test if your drugs have FEN in them
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i didnt vape on my fly. i didnt vape on my fly. i didnt put my vape anywhere near my fly. Ive never done anything weird with my flies. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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