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Joined May 2023
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Im not chronically online enough for this
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**paws at you** M.C.N **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C **paws at you** G.M.A.C.N //art from Hanterrr_
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*paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i a good girl? *paws at you* am i?
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dude i'm 16 and i want to get a birthday gift instead of donating all the money to palestine. let me live a little
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>body part named cock >it sits on top of eggs
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Umm, bad news guys 😭 I just found out my 18🔄 yo grandmother might be a darkshipper... She just tried to ship me (7teen btw!!!) with another underage character from my life 😬😬😬 WHAT DO I DO, IM LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RIGHT NOW, I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS SO PROBLEMATIC 💔💔💔
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Please don't do this???? genuinely what the fuck
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𝗕𝗿𝘂𝗵 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗸: 🟥 𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕘𝕙 🟦 ʙʀᴜʜ🎶 ʙʀᴜʜ 🟩 𝐁𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝟒𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐞𝐢𝐤: 💛 Yellow
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Sam retweeted
How it feels tryna involve yourself in a conversation
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ERROR/
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Sam retweeted
i cant fucking do anything right
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degrees of toca boca
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Objectively speaking working an eight hour shift has to be way worse than getting raped for 10-15 minutes.
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Sad news today. After 5 years of medical training, one of my mates has been struck off due to a minor discretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer do the job he loves. What a waste of time and money. Genuinely a great guy and a brilliant vet
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Sam retweeted
pls this is too funny not to draw as #laufer
im boreeeeeddddd
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