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Joined March 2011
Cole M. Sprouse retweeted
Cole Sprouse said WHAT?!?
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Cole M. Sprouse retweeted
Borrasca is your next favorite fiction podcast. @colesprouse stars in this scripted thriller about a mysterious mountain outside a small town where people have been disappearing. apple.co/Borrasca
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Earlier today myself and three other cast mates were falsely accused of sexual offense by anonymous accounts on twitter. I take these accusations very seriously, and will be working with the right teams to get to the root of it. (1)
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False accusations do tremendous damage to victims of actual assault. Furthermore, I would never seek to silence anybody. I encourage that people look into the accusations themselves, as the events detailed were factually untrue. 2
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This seems to be the latest claim in a series of incidents seeking to baselessly cancel my cast mates and me.
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Very excited about our first episode of #Borrasca dropping TODAY on @ApplePodcasts ! Anyone familiar with the story will know -exactly- what they’re in for. Tread lightly. New episode each Monday. Go listen to me whisper into your unclean ears. @Qcodemedia
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Cole M. Sprouse retweeted
Get a first listen of Borrasca, a new podcast starring @colesprouse. Could the sudden disappearances of people in the town of Drisking, Missouri, be connected to a nearby mountain? apple.co/Borrasca
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Pieces of pencil lead stuck in your palms are just millennial stigmata don’t @ me
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Tune in tonight my sweet babies~
This week of #FallonAtHome kicks off with Arnold @Schwarzenegger, @colesprouse, & a performance from @Billy Corgan!
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Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?
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Cole M. Sprouse retweeted
Watch how the ultra-wealthy in America gradually raised the taxes of the poor and eventually bent the curve downward until they paid the lowest tax rate of all
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My ass, the thickiest. My toks, the tickiest.
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Mother’s Day can be hard for some but is also an opportunity to spread love and connection. Make sure to cherish both mothers and children alike. The currency of this holiday is consideration, and practicing that empathy on all of your loved ones is important. Art @bymariandrew
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It’s clear to me all these HOT SINGLE MILFS IN MY AREA aren’t taking this quarantine seriously.
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Need to sell these turnips to the stalk market. Who has a good selling price?
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If you got a good price, throw a picture for proof and I’ll dm for dodo~
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Being a petty bastard all 2020, internet edition
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America would be a lot more tolerable if our capitalist overlords were just portly raccoons.
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