⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ (@collard_greens) | teapawt

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greens16 May 2019

If abortion is murder, consider me pro murder. I don’t care at this point.

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$15 weird foot nearby

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& here I thought he was gonna do somethin perverted with that dick in a box

@DunderMifflinAS7h

The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.

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⚛️ ۩🔻@ugronaribadi20h

I can't express any sort of anger in real life without this meme flashing before my eyes

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Music transcends

@ngoclinh62w1Oct 18

God this is so much better than the recorded version

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greensOct 20

twitter REALLY wanted me to know about hunter schafer’s pussy

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greensOct 20

this is fucking dumb

@DiscussingFilmOct 20

First look at Nikki's emote in Fortnite. (via: @Guille_GAG)

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felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩@liIpochacoOct 18

i got those

@noxheav3nOct 18

shouts out big ass titties

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ape attack survivor

@pissvortexOct 18

Feels like we’ve been getting a lot of omens lately. Anyone else worried about the omens?

Horrific moment priest killed by falling crucifix during livestreamed Mass trib.al/Xx9c8kj

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greensOct 19

girl, what is so hard about going a single extra inch ?

BIG MADAM@nia_ngiOct 18

Unfortunately when it comes to shaving your ass, you just have to learn the hard way that you mustn't.

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greensOct 19

got back to Minneapolis from Lambo at 5am this morning & I’ve been at work for an hour feeling very much like this

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@dearvotionOct 19

This is Agent Provocateur! We get erotic in this mf. Take your sensitive ass back to the VSFS.

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@0detobeautyOct 16

“Nude in a Wood” by photographer Lucien Clergue, 1973.

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julian@YEAROFTHEWIZARDOct 17

No moves tonight, i hurt my finger. We CANNOT go to the club, I hurt my finger.

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Tina@Tina_HokwanaOct 16

Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.

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⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆@collard_greensOct 18

of course they do

Aelin@linnssinsOct 16

someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw

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@nev_in_colorOct 17

The film. 🎞️ The photos.

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🎱@Runmy0nsOct 17

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Mike Recine@mikerecineOct 17

Not to be misogynist but what kind of dumb bitch buys a shotgun for their retarded son

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Anna@ArguablyAnnaOct 16

You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.

Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX

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Esme 😵@irltechnogatsbyOct 17

ok fuck it the devils 1971 closer nine inch nails edit flash warning oliver reed vanessa redgrave excellence

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