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obviously, "almost everyone [buys things] on instagram" is a straight-up lie.
but the fact that he sees it as a per se failure of the twitter platform that people don't "buy things" here is absolutely tragic.
millennials, when this news hits your parents (probably mid c-block tonight on tucker), let them know you're there for them, but give them space to process in their own way (by buying a boat).
‘Yellowstone’ Shocker: Kevin Costner Cowboy Drama Series To End As Taylor Sheridan Plots Franchise Extension With Matthew McConaughey deadline.com/2023/02/yellows…
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i'm sorry but this is an absolute no-brainer. slam dunk bipartisan hands-across-the-aisle kumbaya shit right here. don't think too hard about it.
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) introduces legislation to *ban* anyone under 16 from using social media, per @viaCristiano
“We protect our children from drinking, from smoking, from driving ... We should protect them from the impacts of social media.”
washingtonpost.com/politics/…
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as a TENET apologist myself, this specific line--and more importantly, my (un)willingness to believe christopher nolan of all people "left it in" out of...idk apathy? or as a joke?--was pretty key to unlocking the movie for me!
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this exercise becomes much more difficult once you get MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW and THAT THING YOU DO out of the way.
What are examples in any form of media where a "brilliant song/painting/play/etc" within the story is actually as good as the characters act like it is?
Note: NOT the same as just "I liked it". It needs to actually fully match its fictional reputation
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creased jeans, b.a. retweeted
“unemployment serves as a worker-discipline device because the prospect of a costly unemployment spell produces sufficient fear of job loss to motivate workers to perform well”
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yeah the sneaky thing normal people don't tell you about being a normal person is you can make most stuff like this look like a normal thing to do, simply *because* you (a normal person) are the one doing it. try it* out some time!
*being normal
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when your wife asks you to make some popcorn and it’s clearly not to share, you are still obliged to take Popper’s Privilege (the first two [2] grabs fresh from the bag).
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my dad recently started "getting back into" hogan's heroes, and when he told me he was like 9yrs old when it originally ran, i realized this is basically what seinfeld, frasier, etc. are for me now.
syndicated tv shows and reruns of old cartoons are underrated as mechanisms for transmitting popular culture from one generation to the next. in addition to looney tunes, i grew up watching reruns of like, sanford and sun and MASH
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started to think this wasn't going anywhere but she doesn't drop the really terrifying tidbit until the last :15 or so.
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i do not want to hear that the white house is "mulling" a ban on gas stoves. fuckin ban em and mail me a new oven or stfu i do not have time for this.
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The TSA's weirdest finds of 2022:
1. Pills in candy packaging
2. Gun inside a chicken
3. Firearm in peanut butter
4. Gun in a sling
5. Knife in a laptop
6. Drug-filled scrunchies
7. Gun in a PlayStation
8. Electric cattle prods
9. Inert grenade
10. Cash in crutches
ALT Blue pills hidden in packs of Skittles candy (Image from the Transportation Security Administration)
ALT Separated parts of a gun found in two jars of peanut butter (Image from the Transportation Security Administration)
ALT A knife concealed inside of a laptop (Image from the Transportation Security Administration)
ALT A gun found inside a chicken at a TSA security checkpoint (Image from the Transportation Security Administration)
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