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★ percy/laine ⋆ he/xe tmasc ⋆ schizospec + ocd ★ lapis apologist & jaspis enthusiast. priv @beastmonsterthg

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Joined October 2025
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PERIDOT IS SCHIZOPHRENIC: A 🧵
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med@yutakamoeguchi12h
this tweet has had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes not even because of the math but because i can't figure out how you would multiply a donut by a donut
❦@emopervertgirl18h
been staring at this for awhile bc wdym 1 multiplied by 1 isn’t 2. Like that doesn’t make sense; I have a donut and I multiply that donut by another donut: now I have 2 donuts.
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forgot to crop my moms feet Sorry mama
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miserable baby vivi homunculus (steven universe oc)
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She is so precious
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This Snapcube clip is half the reason I appreciate berdly as much as I currently do
the berdly academic@lebonkulus18h
BERDLY GLAZE IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS
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Me and my friends were in this shit class together in 8th grade and to cope we’d watch this video everyday before class started on our school laptops. When our laptops were taken we printed it out and still read it every morning. I still have it for some reason too 😭😭😭
himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟@bourglor15h
Are you sure, Abuela? I don't think I'm ready. I can see the miracle within you. Bruno OH MY GOD BABY / girl using an iphone memoji to act out an encanto storywhere she gets all the gifts, and the characters are pale white washed / reaction video meme
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Item Conflict - Official Account@JonathanRibo115h
Replying to @MelissaTitanium
Peridot getting held by Lapis during a thunderstorm.
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Pearlnet......
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Pearlnet more like Poopnet!!!!!!!!!!!
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DELTARUNE X Steven Universe Flower man cover by The Winterer #deltarune #StevenUniverse
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zach@mazzyyyyyyy9h
her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7Chicago18h
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Strawberry_Macaroni@ge9312615h
Replying to @MelissaTitanium
Peridots hair in a pony tail but the ponytail is still kinda triangular/diamond
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norma(n) 🪲🦎@rosamundeden14h
Replying to @MelissaTitanium
peridot caterpillar grows into a beautiful perifly
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Replying to @butchcrypt
imsorry im genuine;ly emotional We need more lps that arent just mamals because what te fuck are these things I Love U Ren
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IMSORRY THIS IUS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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After 1.5 years of pouring my heart into my very first game, I'm so excited to finally announce that... Drawquarium is coming to Steam on November 13! 🥹 Draw your own fish, bring them to life, and create your little underwater world, even as a live wallpaper! Like+RT = ♥️
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