Lackadaisical lyricist, genuine judge, most modest.

Joined April 2009
Buddy Guy (A guy who says buddy) retweeted
this is like changing deaths of waynes or ben parker btw
#Lanterns Complaining about the martin jordan change is a sign you aren’t a normal person.
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Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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Some people seem entirely incapable of imagining a woman. RE1 - Kathryn Bigelow RE2 - Leslye Headland RE3 - Nia Da Costa RE4 - Coralie Fargeat RE5 - Ana lily animpour RE6 - Gina prince blythewood RE7 - Jane Schoenbaum RE8 - Karyn Kusama RE9 - Julia Ducournau
My director picks if each mainline Resident Evil game were a movie: RE1 - John Carpenter RE2 - David Cronenberg RE3 - James Cameron RE4 - Gore Verbinski RE5 - Tony Scott RE6 - Michael Bay RE7 - Tobe Hooper RE Village - Francis Ford Coppola RE Requiem - David Fincher
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some performances from 2025 that i think deserve more appreciation
some performances from 2025 that i think deserve more appreciation
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I wrote a 5,000-word essay warning that AI will replace most white-collar jobs within five years. I am the CEO of an AI company that replaces white-collar jobs. The essay is called "Something Big Is Happening." I compared it to February 2020 — the quiet moment before the pandemic arrived. My investors liked that framing. It implied inevitability. Inevitability is the best sales pitch there is because it removes the option of saying no. The essay went viral. Fifty million views. Business Insider covered it. People called it "chilling" and "a must-read." A man in the replies said it made him hug his children. My head of growth said our signups tripled that week. I told her not to post that publicly. In the essay, I said AI is no longer a tool. It's a colleague. I used the word "colleague" specifically because my company sells an AI writing tool that does exactly what a colleague would do, except it costs fourteen dollars a month and doesn't take PTO. We call the product HyperWrite. We have not yet had to explain why someone who sells a product called HyperWrite is warning the world about the dangers of writing being automated. Nobody has asked. I'm not going to bring it up. I used AI to help me write the essay. I want to be clear: I see no contradiction in this. The cigarette executive who smokes is not a hypocrite. He is a customer. When the essay went more viral than expected, I posted a follow-up. "To be very, very clear," I wrote, "I didn't write this to scare people." I used "very" twice because once would not have been enough to counterbalance the 5,000-word essay titled "Something Big Is Happening" that explicitly compared my product category to a respiratory pandemic that killed seven million people. I said it was my "duty" to warn the public. I used a parenthetical — "(those of us in the AI space)" — because I wanted to establish that some of us carry burdens the rest of you cannot understand. We have seen the future. We are building the future. We are also selling the future at a subscription price point, but that part isn't in the parenthetical. Fifteen influencers shared the essay. One called me "an AI OG." Another said the quiet part: "For the few thousand of us here on X and in the bubble, some of this sounds obvious. But there's a whole other world out there that doesn't quite understand what's coming for them." He meant this as empathy. It read like a nature documentary. The company, if you are wondering, is an LLM wrapper. We take a large language model that someone else built and put a text box in front of it. Our primary use case is email autocomplete. I described this in the essay as "a colleague capable of independent judgment." My VP of Product asked if we should update the landing page to say that. I said absolutely not. I closed the essay by telling people to prepare. I did not tell them what to prepare for, because the honest answer is "to become my customer." That felt too direct. So I said something about the world changing and left it vague enough for people to project their own anxieties onto it. The anxieties drove the engagement. The engagement drove the signups. The signups drove the Series B conversation. I didn't write this to scare people. I wrote it to convert them.
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Beetlejuice, Candyman, Bloody Mary.
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Replying to @DEADLINE
I think it’s time we admit that all Gerard Butler films should be part of the same ‘… has fallen’ universe. Olympus has fallen Clybourn has fallen Plane has fallen Earth has fallen (to a geostorm) Everywhere has fallen but Greenland I have fallen (into a den of thieves)
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For *months* now, death has been passive. You grow old, watch the world burn and then beg for that sweet sweet release. But what if it didn’t have to be that way? Here at *dreams2memes* we’re working on cutting edge tech that will revolutionise the way we ‘die with dignity’ ™️.
BREAKING: We just raised $100M at @eightsleep to build the AI that finally fixes sleep. For decades, sleep has been passive. You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for the best. We’re changing that. Over 1B hours of biometric sleep data → distilled into fully autonomous AI that knows your body better than you do. We will do this in two ways: Step 1: Your personal Sleep Agent, running infinite nightly scenarios before they happen to deliver the most restorative sleep your body is capable of. Step 2: Thousands of Longevity Twins simulating potential health outcomes based on your data to help you live a longer and healthier life. Eight Sleep is becoming the operating system for sleep and longevity. Human life will never be the same again. Watch my full interview with @andrewrsorkin on @SquawkCNBC here
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For the low price of 50% of your children’s earnings in perpetuity, for eternity, our expert medical ‘specialists’ will ensure you’re put into a medically induced coma before you die, so your few remaining neurons can be used to power the future.
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Better yet, your contribution will save over 16 AA batteries worth of electricity- good for the soul and good for the environment!
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I am learning from this story that transphobes have never been to shops.
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Eddington discourse is going to suck so much ass. (Eddington, good!)
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I wrote about life, the universe, and everything, and how how present fascist nightmare is the result of an unnaturally submerged life. What is the purpose of humanity? the-reframe.com/the-everythi…
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It’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “Exactlyyyy”
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If the first thing you say about trans people is about bathrooms or sports & not about how to make the world safer for these beautiful children of God, you need real help.
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Replying to @MarioPrime
"Hello! We refuse to acknowledge we're a marginal slice of your target audience BUT we're also the worst behaved. Why aren't you catering to us exclusively?"
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