Sasha: Oleander used to watch PsychicTube Reels on his OttoPhone so loud that I would telekinetically freeze his feet in place at the top of the stairs in the Quarry and watch him tumble down at full speed

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som · Oct 21, 2026 · 8:14 PM UTC

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som@somlesssomOct 21

#thebeatles #mcshears ???

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eli ⊹ · Oct 20, 2026 · 11:10 PM UTC

eli ⊹@computerfauxOct 20

angular

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xc · Dec 8, 2023 · 9:01 AM UTC

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xc@xc02818 Dec 2023

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Solar!!!☀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 2:31 PM UTC

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Solar!!!☀️@cosmicjesterzOct 20

Lazy bs that kinda highkey only makes sense to me happy teacobs Tuesday Ok?

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kamin · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:57 PM UTC

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kamin@kamin4ikkOct 19

I’m 20 today

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maybe not · Jan 6, 2022 · 5:30 PM UTC

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maybe not@here2daygone2mm6 Jan 2022

my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

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Pumpkin 🎃 (COMMS OPEN) · Oct 19, 2026 · 6:40 PM UTC

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Pumpkin 🎃 (COMMS OPEN)@Pumpkin_Toon898Oct 19

pro gress

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melerbytes · Oct 17, 2026 · 5:31 PM UTC

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melerbytes@melerbytesOct 17

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charlotte🙀 · Oct 17, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

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charlotte🙀@Tuxed0_COct 17

when i sit down in the cinema and find out i pulled one of the ultra-rare hidden monkees movies

DiscussingFish@DiscussingF1sh_Oct 15

All four 'BEATLES' biopics are set to release on the same day in April 2028. The member of the band you watch will be randomized when you buy your ticket. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)

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