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SIRICUS β§ ORIGINAL CHARACTER .
Joined March 2023
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π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
The altar boy at my church started having an aneurysm, so I attempted to do a DIY open heart surgery on him, but I kept thinking about the painting of the Last Supper and got really hungry. I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry. He didn't make it. @jesus
π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone
The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood
π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
my girl gotta be slipping arsenic into my food the way i've been having sharp abdominal pains, vomiting everywhere and suffering from head-splitting headaches. not to mention my kidneys shutting down. and the creeping feeling of death. i'm scared.
π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
god I'm so jealous of pumpkins. imagine someone cutting a hole into you, reaching inside and gently scooping out all your guts until you're an empty shell. then carving beautiful little patterns into you and showing you off for the whole world to see.
π¦Ν_ππ½ππΌοΎκΛ retweeted
If I was getting tortured and some dumbass next to me on the rack was saying some shit like βin a thousand agonies I exist!!β Iβd immediately snitch. Guard this man is finding catharsis and meaning through suffering. 10 hot lashes and also cut his penis off. Annoying motherfucker
