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Taiwan
Joined January 2014
Me explaining to the Marketing Director that the organic content is only getting shared by our own employees.
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LinkedIn is the whitest company in tech. This should be amusing.
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"Lupin" is now basically The French and the Furious.
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Send dunes.
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😂
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Accurate 😭😭😭
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Dear LinkedIn, I couldn't give a fuck who collaborated on a post. Stop notifying me about them.
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Someone finally put it into words
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The world is sexless now. Even on TV, where naked people are shown more often, there's no real heat.
Villeneuve and Nolan, to me, possess the same problem most modern bands also have: they’re sexless to the point of sterile asepticism.
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My kid, practicing for school picture day
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“I’m absolutely knackered!” Mount Tai, Tai’an, Shandong, China – at Macau
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That's a lot of city for only one bridge.
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Me trying to avoid all the political ads during election season
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The Ravens won s Super Bowl with the mighty Trent Dilfer. It happens.
Vikings are the worst 6-0 team of all-time.
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Someone find this man another hobby.
BREAKING: Anthony Edwards has been revealed as the father of Bonnie Blue and is ordered to pay 30k a month in child support. This is now Edwards 11th child with 10 different women in the span of 2 years.
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