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haley the elder

@coolbeanscaesar

classics & psychology | twitthalia, muse of social media | swiftie | lady macbeth apologist | cicero hater | tomgreg truther | cool beans

 chicago
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Joined April 2014
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emily 🍓@emmybreeseOct 11
hey @LiviesHQ i have cancer and just finished up my chemotherapy and would LOOOOVE to see livie in chicago 💜this album has been such a support for me throughout my treatment!!
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akshu | #MIKEDATINGSIM@akshuuuxSep 29
I don't make multiple playlists. I make ONE. I shove all of the music I like in ONE BIG PLAYLIST. and if I don't want the song that plays, i SKIP IT
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anna 🏹@myelessarSep 10
i wear clinique black honey for three reasons: 1) it looks nice 2) for a moment when i put it on i can pretend that i’m arwen undómiel, evenstar of her people, lounging around in rivendell on a crisp autumn day. and aragorn is my boyfriend. 3) it goes with everything.
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Noah Verrier
@NoahVerrierAug 17
My oil painting of Advil
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𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄
@ConsulofRome_Aug 7
Roman marble sculpture of four puppies, curled up asleep together. Unearthed from the ruins of the House of the Faun in Pompeii
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Matt Damon at Gocheok Sky Dome, South Korea.
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m@msnetikerJul 27
how it feels to get all the sheep in Catan
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alan b.@inceptstellarJul 18
chris nolan's dante's inferno would piss off so many people... let's do it
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♣️@foulestenchJul 17
in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years i know my goat
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Pop Base
@PopBaseJul 4
The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.
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ellie schnitt
@holy_schnittJul 3
shaved my entire body for taywedding tonight just in case
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Allegra Hobbs@AllegraEHobbsJun 24
Lateness is disrespectful, yes, but more generally the quality I truly abhor that is endemic to my generation is flakiness. My attitude about this makes me feel like an ancient crone but I think it's incredibly rude to bail on plans with little notice! Sorry!
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@tumblrJun 19
20 years of taylor swift💚✨
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sara@snugtfJun 11
[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable
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Keegs@lordesghoulJun 9
Urbs in Horto: Chicago freshly watered 🌧️
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmJun 6
Zendaya has shared a new photo teasing 2 of her upcoming films — ‘DUNE 3’ and ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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GQ Magazine
@GQMagazineJun 2
The leading men of The Odyssey: Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Holland, shot by Alex Prager for the Summer 2026 issue of GQ gq.visitlink.me/wYZ0o9
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Alef@alefvernonJun 1
Replying to @taylorswift13 @Pixar @toystory
Yesss!!!!! 🥹☁️✨️ I love you so much Taylor!!!
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Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13Jun 1
It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠 You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right? You can pre-order now exclusively at store.taylorswift.com and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️
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The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNewsMay 12
🤞 community theater production 🤞
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@PopCraveMay 11
‘Jury Duty’ has been renewed for Season 3 at Prime Video.
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