@cooldetat

jackass micro influencer, number one tube top angel | she/her

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Joined December 2013
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all of my tweets are like disappearing into the ether (sad!) but i just published an essay about two artists who are obsessed with losers altphase.substack.com/p/the-…
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primordial soup kitchen@fernbirg11h
We hiked to a spot in the woods that coal miners used for secret nighttime union meetings in the 1880’s, they carved a union card into the rock.
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Quesly@Quesly213h
Watching a clip of turnstile in DC and then skateboardings Forrest Gump walks through the frame
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Zachary Lipez@ZacharyLipez13h
With all due respect to the current WaPo reporters (this article is totally fine), neither of these paragraphs woulda happened under the reign of good Chris Richards.
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost19h
Turnstile is, in 2026, the world’s biggest hardcore punk band by almost any measure. Despite announcing the Washington Monument show two weeks earlier, organizers estimated that the benefit concert drew around 60,000 people. wapo.st/3VUeFTc

For Turnstile, Washington Monument show was a moment, and a homecoming

Organizers estimated that the show on the National Mall drew around 60,000 people.

washingtonpost.com
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Steven Hyden@Steven_HydenOct 24
wendell sandico@wendellsandicoOct 24
I loved how 70s this guy looked in The Devils, which is set in 1634
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𐙚@notyourenoimaOct 24
read this in rachel’s voice😭
Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_Oct 23
i'm so glad glee is coming back because if there's two things america needs right now it is sunshine and optimism also angels
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emma@fetalgeniussOct 24
Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 24
In honor of her career turning 20, what is your favorite Taylor Swift song?
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Uńo @owenhabel2Oct 23
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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made lots of friends in every corner in dc w not a ton in common. but today? they’re all at the turnstile show
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whenever my friend wanted ppl to leave so he could close the bar he would turn the music up even louder (usually metal) and ppl would come up and complain and he would tell them the volume is broken and hand them their check
Philippe Lemoine
@phl43Oct 23
It's really insufferable that, for some mysterious reason, Americans feel like they have to blast the music in bars and restaurants to such a level that it's impossible to have a conversation.
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he also always played weed pin at least once a shift. best bar
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my life was literally never the same
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 24
One year ago today, Slayyyter released ‘CRANK.’
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the implication that a dallas cowboy cheerleader herself does not understand the history of her sport, the cowboys, the dcc’s pop culture image, or jerry jones generally is so insulting. meanwhile the my chem stunt is taking attention away from their historic unionization
✧ ✮ • 𝓉𝓌𝒾𝑔𝑔𝓎 • ✮ ✧@gothpissbabyOct 23
Her confusion and lack of interest in finding out how and why it would be a political message to use the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders’ image really goes to show how effective of a choice mcr made when choosing those outfits for the dancers.
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while the real life cheerleaders have been at the bargaining table and fighting for fair pay (again. historic feat in texas) my chem made them look like fucking idiots (and the laughingstock in a city they don’t represent). they have a right be to be confused and offended
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mcr fans dunking on the dallas cowboy cheerleaders as regressive ppl when they literally just unionized is so embarrassing
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diabolically millennial but lest we forget. painfully gen x as well
Meg is Patient Zero in the Middle of Nowhere@blondeantiheroOct 23
Calling glee a Gen Z show is simply incorrect. Glee is diabolically millennial.
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it’s not important but the only things gen z really didn’t participate in was aol and myspace (and some had myspace). everything else is on the table
.@OmgemeralddddOct 21
Gen Z will never understand how weird and fun the internet used to be. We had personal websites, obscure forums, experimental pages, and bizarre corners of the web. Then Google, Amazon, and Meta turned it into an algorithmic shopping mall packed with ads and commerce.
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Rory Blank@BoneJailOct 24
The Jackass boys sacrificed greatly for their art and don't deserve this.
Zaid Jilani
@ZaidJilaniOct 23
My problem with Sacha Baron Cohen is he was treated as a Nathan Fielder-level comedic writer when he’s really just Jackass
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When I say "butt naked" it is a conscious choice not a mistake
Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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Last.fm@lastfmOct 22
Your top artist this year has a lead; check whether it's a landslide ▶️ bit.ly/4k9IZTE
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mary@elaine_stritchOct 22
babe I’m so happy we got engaged. now let’s immediately tell our science professor from undergrad
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