a dog will see you wake up looking like you’ve been through a war and still be like OMG MY FAVORITE PERSON

i love how pets contribute absolutely NOTHING to the household financially and still somehow become the most important family member

a dog getting excited because you came back after leaving for 7 minutes yeah sorry nobody will ever love me like that again

getting chosen by an animal that could’ve gone to literally anyone else is one of the biggest flexes i’m sorry

sometimes an animal will just exist near you and suddenly you’re like okay maybe life isn’t THAT bad thanks little guy

if an animal trusts you enough to fall asleep near you please understand you have been given the highest honor.

if you’re depressed today, this is for you: fuck it. go home and sleep.

The "cat trap": putting a single piece of masking tape in a square on the floor and watching a cat immediately walk over and sit inside it. 😭😭😭😭

Cats going from "I love you so much please scratch my belly" to "I WILL DISMEMBER YOUR HAND IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN" in approximately 0.4 seconds.

whatever you’re worrying about right now, give it a few months and it probably won’t even matter anymore. you’ll be okay.

never ever trust someone who doesn’t love cats

i love cats

I HOPE YOUR MOTHER LIVES LONG ENOUGH TO WITNESS ALL OF YOUR SUCCESS.