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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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Saturday:
9AM: gym
11AM: 6 beers
12PM: #3 Utah vs #9 BYU
1PM: grill cheeseburgers
3:30PM: #5 Alabama vs #14 LSU
4:45PM: sunset
4:46PM: play Pink Skies by Zach Bryan
4:47PM: get nostalgic for Junior Year of High School
6:15PM: #6 Kentucky vs #13 Tennessee
6:30PM: 4 beers
6:45PM: heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII
7:30PM: #1 Miami vs #11 Notre Dame
8PM: order pizza
9PM: take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and College Football Saturdays exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
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Joey Porter And George Pickens Seeing Pittsburgh Is 6-2 and they are both not gonna get the money They asked for
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My wife just asked what I’m watching and I said Ohio & Akron.
She said is that a battleground state for the senate?
“Nah babe, Maction”
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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San Jose State scored 26 on USC
Louisiana put up 30 on USC
Rutgers had 35 against USC
Oregon scored 41 on USC
Wisconsin beat the Trojans 24-7 last week.
This team is beatable, even with a backup quarterback.
Just have to play better. Period.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.



























