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Columbus, OH
Joined January 2013
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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Saturday: 9AM: gym 11AM: 6 beers 12PM: #3 Utah vs #9 BYU 1PM: grill cheeseburgers 3:30PM: #5 Alabama vs #14 LSU 4:45PM: sunset 4:46PM: play Pink Skies by Zach Bryan 4:47PM: get nostalgic for Junior Year of High School 6:15PM: #6 Kentucky vs #13 Tennessee 6:30PM: 4 beers 6:45PM: heated argument about Christian Ponder being better than RGIII 7:30PM: #1 Miami vs #11 Notre Dame 8PM: order pizza 9PM: take a moment to appreciate how lucky you are to be an able-bodied male living in a free country where gyms Coke Zero and College Football Saturdays exist and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
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Joey Porter And George Pickens Seeing Pittsburgh Is 6-2 and they are both not gonna get the money They asked for
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My wife just asked what I’m watching and I said Ohio & Akron. She said is that a battleground state for the senate? “Nah babe, Maction”
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checkmate liberal
republicans can't make a hit song
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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We’re all trying to find the guy who did this!
Ryan Day: “This is so fucking bad man!”
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Off of a bye week is just so crazy.
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Texting with my son and he just blew my mind 🤯💀
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San Jose State scored 26 on USC Louisiana put up 30 on USC Rutgers had 35 against USC Oregon scored 41 on USC Wisconsin beat the Trojans 24-7 last week. This team is beatable, even with a backup quarterback. Just have to play better. Period.
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doing a challenge called no november where i commit suicide before november begins
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lord, heal me from the memories that still change my mood when they cross my mind.
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just launch me into the sun
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Halloween Saturday 🏈🎃
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Thats fucking unbelievable 😂😂😂😂😂
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don’t want no thoughts or prayers for this nigga when that ACL or Achilles blow
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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which do you prefer tits or ass?
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Omg bro he’s literally just running that bitch every snap😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I haven’t seen any Rice games, is he deadass just snapping the ball and running that bitch??😭😭😭
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